Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[mrsbucket]

"What you put out there bad in this world comes back to you ten folds!"

The only ten folds Maz should concern himsel wi is the folds aroond his mum tum. Pipe down ya fat moose and stoap bumping yer gums about the trolls you claim not tae care about. You're embarrassing yersel.

 

[Shmebulock]

He turned his hot water tap down to reduce the temperature I can't deal with how thick he is.
MARIO! TURN THE HOT WATER TEMPERATURE DOWN ON THE BOILER. Fucking hell.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Christ how sad do you have to be to claim another influencers troll as your own

 

[MumSays]

All together now ma Tattle Bastard hens…I am Spartacus Janieh**, I am Spartacus Janieh**!

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Oor wee Martin getting his lips done the day.
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Whatever happened to the ugg slippers and the Crocs he bought? For daeing so many cunt washings he's never got those grey leggings aff.

At first glance I thought he was wearing wedges

 

[JoeExotic]

Right, how dae we grass him up tae the tax man noo?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Did he not also recently get an expensive new washing up bowl, or am I imagining things? Is he planning on actually using it? Or just adding to the clutter?

The bowl is purely for when he gets his worktops fabloned! You can't put a new bowl with old fablon hen, factual! Affronted!

 

[OhhBacon]

Do you know what you could buy for £2.5k Mario?

A holiday to New York for you and Deek. (That magical Christmas place you desperately want to visit.)

A bag that costs more than his Jet2 holiday is so utterly ridiculous!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

£50 on bathroom cleaning products for a bathroom the size of a telephone box? What a fucking wasteful loon he is. Remember when he said he wasn’t stocking products anymore? He’s 100% a spendaholic.

 

[SuzyE]

So let me get this right, Janie supposedly trolls PTWM but Marion has made three story posts like it’s about him and he’s uncovered her? What a time to be a troll! It’s the drama Mick, I just love it!

He can't keep his massive beak out can he!.

Mario, ever heard the phrase, 'Not my circus, not my monkey'?. Mind your own business

 

[Madge2022]

Who the fuck is Janie?!

Lives next door to Alice. Alice, noo who the feck is Alice.
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His scammer mate PTWM is on one of her boring troll rants & outed "janie" so of course Marion has to jump on board. He's a charmer isn't he

Christ, PTWM makes Marion no bad looking.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Sorry coffee table heed has ended me this thread is fucking hilarious

There is actually a medical condition called 'unloved child syndrome' where the wain is so ugly wae a massive nose it will never grow into, its left oan it's back aww day in its cot. Krystal Meth and Johnny do not bear the same unfortunate feature so aye

 

[Shrekssister]

I’m howlin at him calling himsel a big wummin

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Does Nathan do aw his hair cuts with a knife and fork or just Marions?

 

[Madge2022]

Your profile

Changed my name by deed poll to Janie McKnight.
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Omg hen a collab, I’m already Mair successful than Mario is oan that app

Get yer laptoap ready fur a wee presentation

 

[mammaof3]

So far this year he has moaned about trolls 20 times.
On average, he is doing 4/5 posts a month.

The man is cuckoo.

 

[Freefalling]

For the love of the wee man, will someone remove that bloody phone from his strangler fingers and replace it with a fucking dictionary

He makes as much sense as a chocolate teapot.

Jesus H Christ I'm done for the day!!!

 

[Madge2022]

So let me get this right, Janie supposedly trolls PTWM but Marion has made three story posts like it’s about him and he’s uncovered her? What a time to be a troll! It’s the drama Mick, I just love it!

Wan of youse better be Janie and nae debates!

 

[Madge2022]

Kin we report him fur atrocious spelling?

 

[Fanta lemon]

She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!”

And thanks for talking to me Adam and his Mum Julie. I won't tell you all what we talked about cause I want to keep Adams privacy but well done Adam on coming out to your family and friends. I'm always happy to help inspire other gay fellas to live laugh love. Keep your power and spine bright