Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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Ratgrrl

Omg I've just gone back to thread one and thread two. Howling at the pics. Cannot believe he has the same hair style and the amount of balding is mad! Also wtf was that bed and decor he had!


 
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HappyLittleSnail

His hair is so tragic. If I was him I would stop spending my petty cash in clutter and put it towards a hair transplant.
Maybe they’re off to Turkey next year so Derek can get some turkey teef and Marion can get a transplant
 
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Popper

Thought he’d goat everyhin in already? Now he asks what he should be packing? listen to yourself Marion. You are a 40 year old man, asking what to take on holiday. Sad slag.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Does the slinky heeded hot dog even own a case? I mean a case Marion you can't be using that wee satchel you bought for Edinburgh about 3 years ago made us all think you were going away and it either didn't happen or it was for a day you went. Think that was also Primark he got it.
 
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blueblue

He's actually put on so much weight that it makes me feel a little sad. He'll have all these old pics in his phone, must not be nice to look back on. So si.
 
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blueblue

Madge2022 said:
Ah thought youse were calling @SuzyE a cunt and wuz ready tae agree wi youse ....ah mean tell youse tae stay in yer ain lane and never message this page again!!!!!! #soaye
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Aw that pish, I'm no here fur it. Naw. I could watch fights, but that's no me. No thank you. Naw. I'm fine. I've just brought my petite frame here to lay a nest egg.
 
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no_name

I can see him giving it “we’ve moved the holiday, we’ve got everything we need so thought fuck it! We’re going next week” when really it’s been booked for this year all along…Either that or he really is a sad bastard planning a year in advance
 
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DramaQueen79

Wtf is a medical pouch?

I mean us mere minions call it a first aid kit pal, ie. A packet of paracetamol and some plasters. Stop trying to act the ham ya fud!
 
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Curly

Tell me you’ve never been on holiday without telling me you’ve never been on holiday
 
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CrapEars

Imagine the tantrum he’ll have at the easyJet check in desk when his case is 16kg overweight & he has to pay a fortune in fees. He’ll be screeching about discrimination and how he HAS to take all the shite he’s packed because of his “disabilities”.
He’ll definitely wear his sunflower lanyard and shart card for the whole holiday
 
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Tinkerbell cat

He has to be going this year. There is no way he is waiting over a year and asking what to put on a list. That is honestly crackpot behaviour. Maybe the fumes from the junkies crack den are going up through the floorboards to the Beirut penthouse because there is nobody in their right mind would get on like that.

It just screams ''Never been on holiday'' to me. He said before he went to Gran Canaria & Ibiza. Aye in your dreams you fat slug.
 
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Ratgrrl

I hope he's packed some Shart tablets. Imagine him shitting in the pool.
 
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Shrekssister

Madge2022 said:
Ah thought youse were calling @SuzyE a cunt and wuz ready tae agree wi youse ....ah mean tell youse tae stay in yer ain lane and never message this page again!!!!!! #soaye
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I don’t know if she is ma hen and so I don’t compromise her security I’m no gonna get tae know!!

anyone know how klaus is doing? Can weget him nominated for a pride of Britain or is it too early?
 
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mammaof3

Are you Mario's twin hun
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Rolling ma eyes so hard reet noo.

 
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HappyLittleSnail

Jesus man, how much do you need to lay by the pool for a week or two? Shorts, t-shirts, swimmers, flip flops and evening clothes if you fancy. Job done! Why is he making a package holiday more complicated than it needs to be??
 
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Anti-influencer

“Extremely needed” Moira I think some English lessons are “extremely needed” fur you hen.

Personally I hope the holiday is next year, the build up to what will be a massive anticlimax will give us plenty to talk aboot fur decades ma lovelies xoxo
 
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Realhousemouse

Listen ma lovies whenever this holiday happens it’s going to be absolutely extremely clutching yer beak fantastic.
 
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