Wi any luck the boat will hit wan oaf Marion's shitebergs he's popped out and they huv same fate. Marion wull be rose and tell wee Deek there isnae enough room oan the door. Ah bet he saves wee Deek's petty cash tin though!He'll be on the stena line thinking they're Rose and Jack.
Or when the postman said his candy cane monstrosity looked just like a scene from New York at ChristmasIt’ll be like that bullshit Meghan came out with when she reckoned the steward came over to her and said “thank you for everything you’ve done for this country”
Aw man, hope it's oan her wikiAww Mario, you do know your pal ptwm wasn't trolled don't you? A screenshot was put on here that showed a profile pic. A silly mistake? Yes. Trolling? No. Oh and FYI when she got home the one and only day you met her, her cleaner said "oh I can't believe Mario was there" and her response was "who's Mario?". She storied it.
And she said on his post she hated having her photo taken but literally spends her whole life having photos of herself takenAww Mario, you do know your pal ptwm wasn't trolled don't you? A screenshot was put on here that showed a profile pic. A silly mistake? Yes. Trolling? No. Oh and FYI when she got home the one and only day you met her, her cleaner said "oh I can't believe Mario was there" and her response was "who's Mario?". She storied it.
Hahahha remember thisOr when the postman said his candy cane monstrosity looked just like a scene from New York at Christmas
Byootiful bespoke t-shirt @IsaHen does it come in petite? Asking fur a friendAnd she said on his post she hated having her photo taken but literally spends her whole life having photos of herself takentake the hint mario ma lovelie
Maybe it was the postman he flashed and poor guy went blind.Hahahha remember this
He probably thinks it’s a chocolate bar, although the doesnae eat the stuff. Walloper probably thinks crème eggs still have protein in them tae….NOOOOO he’s coming to my city of Belfast! As much as i don’t want him here you be best assured you horrible trolls that I will be on the lookout for photos of Mario in the wild while he’s here. Can’t wait to see what places he visits
ps the titanic museum is shite. Only about 10 mins of the whole thing is about the titanic and I’d never recommend it. As if he knows anything about the titanic anyway, he’s thick as two short planks. Pity he wasn’t on the titanic when it sunk my lovelies
Oh Jesus, the faces, the jobbies, the fucking trunki.Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?
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You don't have to shave all your head ma lovelie, just a few chunks here and there will do. Remember you're going for the 'savaged by a lawnmower' look. So aye.absolutely affronted you’ve chosen Mario for me hen but we move!
Off to shave my head and stick a fork in a socket to get the electrocuted hedgehog hair just right for ma lassies!
Savaged by Nathan Todd #goodtimesYou don't have to shave all your head ma lovelie, just a few chunks here and there will do. Remember you're going for the 'savaged by a lawnmower' look. So aye.
So would you if you'd just watched Mario undress and get into bed.That poor cat looks terrified
Awk no button mushrooms everywhereSo would you if you'd just watched Mario undress and get into bed.
I cannot breathe!!!!Oor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?
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Will we do a little meet up my lovely? Belfast tattle trolls day out. You can be Martin and il be deek. Il go to primark tomorrow and see if they’ve any pink tracksuits in stock and PlayStation tracksuits left.
His miserable face in the second picOor little leprechauns are off to Belfast?
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I hope Janie is one of us! If you're here, show yourself Janie!Hope Janie knows we're all behind herlittle rat of a man, talking to anyone like that, he wouldn't say boo to her face
Actually ma hen Ava may wax melt aromas brand partner and ambassador I, Mario, said he hasn’t touched a wax melt in months so you’ll need to follow the scent of bespoke small business Yankee candle instead, iykyk.I’m from Belfast and you can be sure I’ll be veering well oot ma ain lane to try and get a glimpse of the wee hobbits if I can
I’ll just need to follow the smell of weed, bleach and 100000 wax melts. And listen for the sounds of ‘We all have oor disabilities now oot ma way granny! me first in tae titanic the noo don’t you know I’m the male Mrs hinch’
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