Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
It’ll be like that bullshit Meghan came out with when she reckoned the steward came over to her and said “thank you for everything you’ve done for this country”
 
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She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
And thanks for talking to me Adam and his Mum Julie. I won't tell you all what we talked about cause I want to keep Adams privacy but well done Adam on coming out to your family and friends. I'm always happy to help inspire other gay fellas to live laugh love. Keep your power and spine bright
 
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Haha he will come out with some shite like 'welcome to your flight to Belfast. We have a celebrity travelling with us today. Welcome to Northern Ireland, Mario'. And of course all cabin crew will be queueing up for a selfie with Mario. Julie, Linda and.. .Janie.
 
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She’ll make up some fake story lit “ Can’t believe the lassies on the plane recognised me!!🥹 The pilot even gave me a wee shoutout er the intercom system, canny remember there names but so lovely!
Aye the pilot will come oot of the closet oan the flight aww because monzo gave him courage so aye and so forth
 
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It'll be a day trip wi the OAP's. Bus leaving Buchanan bus station at 7.30 in the morning, back fur 6pm. A late night for oor Marion.

The big question is wull Belfast mean mair claes tae lie in a bag in the mouldy bedroom?
 
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I’m sorrae luvlies but this has goat to be said. What a fucking hypocritical, negative fucking Nancy, absolutely thriving on other peoples drama. Calling out someone else’s troll and in turn becoming the troll! Couldn’t make it up ma luvlies. Has he ever got anything positive to say? It’s all negative, moaning, complaining, never anything good to say all whilst pretending he’s changed his life thanks to the scam that is Lorna he’s a walking contradiction.
100% he’s going to Belfast to build a bonfire and do a walk
Back in ma ain lane I go.
 
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Ah ma loveleis I will be booking the first train tae Belfast for our Marion Day Oot

I'll be wearing ma XS primark tracksuit and timberland boots with the tags still on so I can send them back after
 
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Aye the pilot will come oot of the closet oan the flight aww because monzo gave him courage so aye and so forth
Emerging from the cockpit in a full face of make up (but no the neck, mind!) because Marion has taught him it is ok tae wear make up as a man #inspirational
 
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It'll be a day trip wi the OAP's. Bus leaving Buchanan bus station at 7.30 in the morning, back fur 6pm. A late night for oor Marion.

The big question is wull Belfast mean mair claes tae lie in a bag in the mouldy bedroom?
You just know that’ll be it. A day trip would suit him down the ground. Home in bed by 10pm which would still be a very late night for him. He’s honestly like a 90yr old woman
 
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Will we do a little meet up my lovely? Belfast tattle trolls day out. You can be Martin and il be deek. Il go to primark tomorrow and see if they’ve any pink tracksuits in stock and PlayStation tracksuits left.
absolutely affronted you’ve chosen Mario for me hen but we move!

Off to shave my head and stick a fork in a socket to get the electrocuted hedgehog hair just right for ma lassies!
 
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He'll be on the stena line thinking they're Rose and Jack.
 
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absolutely affronted you’ve chosen Mario for me hen but we move!

Off to shave my head and stick a fork in a socket to get the electrocuted hedgehog hair just right for ma lassies!
Well I’m happy enough to be Martin my lovely, will get a wee shart card and order myself some fake Gucci trainers and wallet for the occasion. Wetherspoons won’t know what’s hit it.xxxxx
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He'll be on the stena line thinking they're Rose and Jack.
Imagine Maybe deek will push him over and pretend it was an accident
 
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Shur that baby whale will float into harbour....
 
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