Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

[IsaHen]

Ooh someone gift old ball bag the Dior bag, so he can smell the wealth instead of pish when he trots up the stairs of paisley towers.

 

[Shrekssister]

Why is he such an insufferable wee arsehole?

I don’t want a crown you walloper I want a gifted house clean once a month and a Chinese

 

[Caw1982]

It’ll be like that bullshit Meghan came out with when she reckoned the steward came over to her and said “thank you for everything you’ve done for this country”

Or when the postman said his candy cane monstrosity looked just like a scene from New York at Christmas

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Honestly, the moaning. Why can’t he just go out alone and meet the other midget later.
Boils my piss he’s effing and blinding that football ruins peoples weekends.
No it doesn’t Mario , most normal people if they don’t like football don’t watch it and think nothing of it.
Football has actually got me THROUGH many rough days and I’m sure for a lot of fans it’s the same.
I honestly just don’t get it. “Put it on through the week” Honestly get tae fuck, the world does not revolve round you.

 

[Ratgrrl]

Omg I've just gone back to thread one and thread two. Howling at the pics. Cannot believe he has the same hair style and the amount of balding is mad! Also wtf was that bed and decor he had!

 

[Lady Bug]

How can the week nearly be over when it's only Wednesday? Where does this dope buy his clocks FFS

 

[bigmouth1927]

What the dithering fuck is Sharty bleating about?!

Hens! What a time to be alive. I cannot wait for the remedials trip to Spain.

 

[Caw1982]

Ffs, this is all we're going to get now. Thick twat needing ideas

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Don't forget your tampons Maz you great minge

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Why’s he watching gardening videos when he hasn’t got a garden

 

[Shrekssister]

YOUSE?! YOUSE!??! Mario’s a troll confirmed there’s no way on earth anyone is that fucking stupid.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Happy bank holiday ma lovelies. I’ve had too many a they lethal drinks so I’ll keep it short:

He is a fucking troll!!!!!! Not a chocolate lover!!!?????????? I’m AFFRONTED.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Glasgow is absolutely roasting the day so he will be aw cosy at the Indian in the St Enoch, on the top floor, with its glass roof.

 

[Freefalling]

Honestly it gives me the creeps how he lusts after these guys online he would absolutely shit a brick if a confident guy stuck it on him he's as vanilla as a milky bar

I wish I could be sympathetic towards him but he's such a nasty wee prick. MR is definitely not your pal, she's someone you know but pals don't treat eachother the way you lot do, more faces than a town clock. Yet more pretending and fake ass friendships on that app.

Fucking sin, 40, no pals, no roots, a wee bedsit in Beruit, no car, no holidays and no boaby. He's an absolute stoater, fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch

 

[Lyla001]

I bet Klaus is shaking in his boots being called Fanny by the one and only petite maz

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Every time that Jet2 advert comes on the tv, instead of the woman in the advert pulling the guy holding the camera along, I picture Fat Martin pulling Deek along to the pool/beach wearing their primark gear and out of date SPF

 

[JoeExotic]

The thought of him getting on a mcgills bus wae they lips is sending me west 🫠

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Fumming aboot us calling her her.

Nae debates

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Didn't she slate Sam Smith not long ago?
Even if he is a celebrity you still insulted and laughed at him.
It goes both ways
Practice what you preach Marion.
Naw debates ma page ma rules
Sooo ayyye

 

[mammaof3]

£45 on loads of disinfectant.

Thought he didn't hoard anymore?

 

[Runforestrun]

Just checking in to confirm I’ve reported it too, so aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I can see it now, “had worse Mondays” posts and once he’s been on holiday it’s gonna be a constant stream of “take me back” posts. Geez peace FS!