Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

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gremlin

What a strange thing to say about booking a holiday - “it’s from Derek”? So, the tight bastard isn’t going to be contributing anything to it at all?!

He’s such a fucking man child that has to have everything done for him.

When does the little scrote ever treat Derek to anything?

Selfish little wanker. #factual
 
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peachy-keen

Hullo ma lovelies, I’ve no been active cause of my joab that’s no instagram but a real joab of more than 2 hours a week.

Flabbergasted at the holiday booking. Why go on his stories for a chat and then not mention the holiday other than deid Deek is paying for it (shock)? Surely you’d be telling all your hunners of fans where you’re going to at least?
 
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Cleanayr

I'm hoping he doesn't give details of the holiday as I would be tempted to book. Can you imagine how entertaining it would be
 
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Macmama

Ma lovelies, when ah say I ran here, swerving right oot ma lane through they bastarding roadworks on the M8.

Also this is no oor usual style but fucking BINGO on a wee Jet2 jurnee. Av been waiting all ma life for this so aye. A few wee lethal wans tae celebrate

Ah can hear her stories wae Jess Glynn the noo!
 
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RubySky478

Christ, I would have been here quicker if I didn’t have motion sickness from that fucking story. He needs to get himself to the doctor asap if he shakes that much all the time
 
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Babybail93

Can’t believe the wee cock nosed cock tease hasnae telt us where she is going? FUMMING!
 
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mammaof3

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Time for pretend slo-mo curtain opening.

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mammaof3

Let's see how many he loses due to him being a vile bar steward and a potty mouth.


 
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airyfairy76

Wasn’t he raving about doing Gran Canaria all inclusive on his Q&A ramblings? Calling it now….
 
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Sloppys

Saffron08 said:
He'll be going Gran Can after Andrew wheatcrofts latest trip.
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Can you imagine him getting up to what Andrew’s been getting up to

I cannae wait.


How long have him and Deek been together? He defiantly works in cat years
 
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Realhousemouse

Sloppys said:
Can you imagine him getting up to what Andrew’s been getting up to

I cannae wait.


How long have him and Deek been together? He defiantly works in cat years
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Cannae wait for the holiday journey- the outfits, what they’ll eat, how much money he’ll waste at the airport….we’ll need to take annual leave to fully appreciate this ma lovies
Re Andrew…can’t imagine deek and Mario shagging in the sand dunes or going to nudist bars
 
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Sloppys

He’ll be sat with his ‘spice girls face’ oan the whole time he’s there.

Maz please provide dates, I have to give good notice for my annual leave
 
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Poptart

Cannae believe the selfish walloper is making us wait until next year #fumming
 
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twilightgarden

I think we should do a Tattlers holiday and join Mazda price Imagine the laughs! If we have an umbrella in our lethal ape-roll it means we’re nasty trolls.
 
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