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Which book would that be then Martin? The saying is actually ‘could sing the telephone directory/book’ (depending on how posh you are) He gets it wrong EVERY bleeping TIME. How can one person be so bleeping thick?
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His sneaks cost £90 - if they are the ones he got.
That’ll be Deek destroying Marlon’s guttid flat in pyoooor rage the day then, PlayStation remote through the mirror so aye 
This wud be Marion if he went, acting aw billy big bawz wi his lassies.
Marion is quite right though, canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.
Marion is quite right though, canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.
Is there any need for the language? He’s rancid
Those troosers o his look like like they’re straining at the seams, they’re nae meant to be that right Marion, let that mushroom boaby breathe. 
Can we also talk about his bow legs, has he got Rickets or something? His legs are really deformed.
Can we also talk about his bow legs, has he got Rickets or something? His legs are really deformed.
Yep a NED with a flat hotdog head
Lmao, what a bleeping loser. I’ve just opened a bottle of rose, soaking up the sun out the back door. Get it up ye Martin, and get it right up ye Deek 
She's a bleeping liar, I've been looking on Asos for an hour, I cannae find her bad boys. Factual.
She made a bespoke turd one just for our Marion
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On his 3rd pair of NB’s …why have I only ever seen him in his sainsburys specials
if you know you know.
Oh 
man. 
get that up ya I’m away tae get ma washing off the line lovelies 
man. get that up ya I’m away tae get ma washing off the line lovelies Wan strike oaf a match and he's up in flames faster than the Glesga School of Art wit wi aw his bespoke polyester claes.
Oh ffs, some things are private and not for this app, the day Marion, you big fat blancmange.
Kin ye imagine the thrush roon aboot the boaby heid.Those troosers o his look like like they’re straining at the seams, they’re nae meant to be that right Marion, let that mushroom boaby breathe.
What’s betting he cancels the q and aLmao, what a bleeping loser. I’ve just opened a bottle of rose, soaking up the sun out the back door. Get it up ye Martin, and get it right up ye Deek
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Enjoy your drinks ma luvlies
, I’m up at half 4 tomorrow for ma actual joab that’s no a twenty minute shift. I bet the wee losers prolly in bed before me, so aye. Factual
, I’m up at half 4 tomorrow for ma actual joab that’s no a twenty minute shift. I bet the wee losers prolly in bed before me, so aye. FactualOoh she had a funny turn in the Asda…….. such a bleeping old woman.Lmao, what a bleeping loser. I’ve just opened a bottle of rose, soaking up the sun out the back door. Get it up ye Martin, and get it right up ye Deek
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Madge, you’re deleted and blocked for even mentioning Marion’s thrushy boaby head t me.Kin ye imagine the thrush roon aboot the boaby heid.
You’ve put me right aff ma criss and joose that I’ve got laid oot on ma tapas table for later while watching his Q&A.- Status