Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Realhousemouse]

Why the duck has he bought more lip balms? He’s got loads of absolutely AMAZING lip products that he swears by does he not? And his lips still constantly look dry and chapped…..
As soon as the warm summer weather hits he’ll start sharing pics of autumn leaves and pumpkins. He hates the summer cos he’s got no garden to sit in wi his lethal aperol spritz and no holiday plans. He’s 100% tapped in the heed.
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Is he begging for spf an indication that we are aboot to embark oan foreign holiday jurnee?

I think it’s because it’s standard practise with any of the skincare influencer type huns to use an spf everyday as part of your routine but obvs Marios not a skincare influencer, or a cleaning account, or a beauty influencer……

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Happy sunny Monday guys and gals from the fanny that dosna like the sun but canna wait far it to come oot.

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All these candles and diffusers dotted around the bedsit.

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That's bleeping madness He lives in flat with the same square ft of a microchip box yet has all those burners/diffusers/candles lol is he ok? One would suffice. There is just no need but we move my lovelies, keep your power so aye xxxxx

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The fact Lorna is based in Kilmarnock has just ended me. Quite possibly the worst town in Scotland. Says it all really.

 

[Madge2022]

Oor Maz is the type to lick his kitchen windows never mind his lips.

Screaming hen
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The fact Lorna is based in Kilmarnock has just ended me. Quite possibly the worst town in Scotland. Says it all really.

Wonder if she stays in Onthank, ah loved watching The Scheme. They shud make wan in Beirut towers

Narrator: Marion is getting ready for a two hour shift polishing truncheons, he's currently trying to shart before work as it will mean he has to stay later at work if he makes a mess of their toilets.
Wee Deek is so high he can't remember what day of the week it is without checking Marion's insta dots of doom.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Away tae see lorna the shape shifter who will put 50 p in the head so he can spurt some marionisms to his menopausal mafia so aye hens a wonder if this lorna has been the one putting 50p in wee teeny toaty chezza and all.... there is a few grifters from that region spouting shite since lorna appeared so aye

 

[Misssj80]

Mrs Hinch has been having a chat with our Martin, surprised he's not mentioned it yet

 

[nefariousnellie]

Jesus how much in a bad way do you have to be if you need a pep talk from our Mario

 

[Misssj80]

Just seen he has mentioned it...

 

[Sloppys]

Yea that’s right remember to be ‘yerself’ when you’re sat in your big house (which you’ve conned people like Maz into helping you afford) and he’s still stuck in the besit.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Just seen he has mentioned it...

His fave human? What a sad wanker he is. Imagine your favourite human being someone you have met a total of 2 times in your life, and one of those times you had to pay £12 to see them when they came to Glasgow because the first time she went to Glasgow she drove straight past your postage stamp and snubbed you LOLLLLL.

 

[Misssj80]

His fave human? What a sad wanker he is. Imagine your favourite human being someone you have met a total of 2 times in your life, and one of those times you had to pay £12 to see them when they came to Glasgow because the first time she went to Glasgow she drove straight past your postage stamp and snubbed you LOLLLLL.

It annoys me far more than it should that he puts "fav" instead of "fave". I get irrational rage over it

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

It annoys me far more than it should that he puts "fav" instead of "fave". I get irrational rage over it

I get irrational rage over anything he writes my lovely. My unborn nephew can spell better than that absolute empty headed moon-unit

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

His fave human? What a sad wanker he is. Imagine your favourite human being someone you have met a total of 2 times in your life, and one of those times you had to pay £12 to see them when they came to Glasgow because the first time she went to Glasgow she drove straight past your postage stamp and snubbed you LOLLLLL.

Plus she’s a bleep hen

 

[SuzyE]

As if Hinch would listen to him. She lets you think she does Mario

Speaking of Hinch. I'm popping over for an update, because it was getting exciting yesterday. The Tattlers have definitely got her number!.

 

[Runforestrun]

At this point Martin they’re not ‘treats’ if they happen every day!

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Pure jealous of the hens that hung their washing outside today on this day of days. I had to spend my day washing all of the bespoke cushion covers for my outside seating area (smell the wealth) because I left it all outside over winter like a twit and it all turned green. But we move.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I’m in no way a food snob but I would definitely not describe the food in Jam Jar as the best food ever. He lives such a sheltered life.

 

[mammaof3]

Lot of meat man...

Mario, I don't want to know your bedroom talk, ffs.

 

[Madge2022]

Mrs Hinch has been having a chat with our Martin, surprised he's not mentioned it yet

Mebbes he's now a life coach like Lorna, did a wee course and huz a cessificate.

 

[Babybail93]

Lot of meat man...

Mario, I don't want to know your bedroom talk, ffs.


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It’s the best food caption is killing me right above a list of onion rings, mozzarella sticks, garlic bread and curly fries….. you know, them Michelin star delicacies