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I hope he hasn't rubbed his boaby on Miss Dolly!
Ffs, it's long LOST you stupid twit!.
Yeah your family means everything alright. So much so that you had to go and live in your Aunties box room. You're welcome
Yeah your family means everything alright. So much so that you had to go and live in your Aunties box room. You're welcome
He’s watching a bespokely new programme long last family. Factual. The bleeping walloper literally gets everything wrangFfs, it's long LOST you stupid twit!.
Yeah your family means everything alright. So much so that you had to go and live in your Aunties box room. You're welcome
Shall we take bets on when the chat about Christmas will start? I’m gonna go with the first bank holiday Monday in May.
I’m surprised he didn’t put ‘Long Lust Family’, because Mario isFfs, it's long LOST you stupid twit!.
Yeah your family means everything alright. So much so that you had to go and live in your Aunties box room. You're welcome
inbred nae debates!!
Absolutely winning at the influencer lifestyle when this is the only place tae store your size 5 trainers (fae the wee lassies section).
My washing is on the line today...Oops, not yours though 
Wull it be too warum for him by then? Autumn leaves are fallllllling sign wull be oot oan the hoat chocolate stashun
I'm confused, doesn't take much with Martin's daily ramblings. He doesn't wear SPF on his face as it leaves his skin too dewy but also too matt??? Make it make sense Martin.
Happy sunny Monday guys and gals from the fanny that dosna like the sun but canna wait far it to come oot.
All these candles and diffusers dotted around the bedsit.
All these candles and diffusers dotted around the bedsit.
needed 
Poor Mario. Does he not realise that nearly all face creams (the day ones anyway) come with SPF? It's not a separate product you thick twit. It's just a moisturiser.
Oh and I've just hung my bleep washings out on the line in my GARDEN today, exiting my house via a set of double doors. Smell that wealth bellend
Oh and I've just hung my bleep washings out on the line in my GARDEN today, exiting my house via a set of double doors. Smell that wealth bellend
My mind is so overrun with Marioisms, it's getting me all confused. Read a job advert earlier that was asking for someone with "artistic flair". I instantly thought, "That's not very professional using slang like that in an advert" 
Probably licks his lips while sitting at kitchen windae in the sun, pretending he's oan holiday and huving a lethal
Oor Maz is the type to lick his kitchen windows never mind his lips.Probably licks his lips while sitting at kitchen windae in the sun, pretending he's oan holiday and huving a lethal
Is he begging for spf an indication that we are aboot to embark oan foreign holiday jurnee?
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