Which he squeezes his fat arse into with no regard for the folk who have to see him
Which he squeezes his fat arse into with no regard for the folk who have to see himI was in Primani the other day and looked at XS men's clothesI swear they are the width/length of a piece of A4 paper
He's swapping the hangers, he's a wee barrelWhich he squeezes his fat arse into with no regard for the folk who have to see him
Youse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.What the hell was that ad?!overly fragranced cleaning products and terrible transitions.
Mebbes that's how he lured wee Deek wi his hypnotic nose, Deek kept thinking aboot Marion's boabby when he saw his conk. Unfortunately by the time Marion moved into Beirut towers Deek discovered Marion's button mushroom when it was too late.If you squint it looks like a cock and balls
Have you picked up you’re yet… I’m sorry what?? Why are brands still sending this illiterate cunt stuff to advertise?Youse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.
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Exactly. It's him where the problem lies. Mario, imo has some major insecurity issues that he'd be a therapists dream.How come he‘s had so many toxic people in his life? I’ve never known a person say they’ve had to completely cut ties with so many others before. Thinking about it though, there’s only one common denominator in all this - Marion.
Look how tiny the little pleb isHe’s a wee narcissistic little shite isn’t he.
Definitely, and no clutterThat flat looked so much better before Mario started squatting there
The brands and influencers are equally to blame. Remember all the insta huns trying to get you to wash at 30 for the environment, yet add all these chemicals to their wash? Not to mention all their plastic tat throughout the year.Have you picked up you’re yet… I’m sorry what?? Why are brands still sending this illiterate cunt stuff to advertise?
The way he was going on about the “influencers” being the ones that get the flack for receiving free stuff and not the brands for sending it was baffling. The brands do get flack too, they should be giving their stuff to people who actually need it. These brands don’t need advertising because they’re all well established. The “influencers” get flack because they’re just greedy and will take any old shite regardless of if they need it/like it or not. He just doesn’t get it does he.
His grammar makes my teeth itchYouse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.
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Mebbes that's how he lured wee Deek wi his hypnotic nose, Deek kept thinking aboot Marion's boabby when he saw his conk. Unfortunately by the time Marion moved into Beirut towers Deek discovered Marion's button mushroom when it was too late.
Marion kin recommend a dentist fur youse ma lovelieHis grammar makes my teeth itch
Let's be honest, Hannah is an absolute mug. If she had ANY sense she'd have dropped him years ago given his constant promotion of every cheap brand available in the tat shops and the big players like Yankee. He's constantly using other melts and candles and her's are only pulled out when there is a new lot sent to him and an expectation for him to promote it. The fact that in the last lot of stories promoting her he had 2 candles sitting as well as a diffuser that weren't hers, and actually had the giant brand's candle burning very clearly in shot rather than something of hers to show he uses it and wants to use it over other brands, but no just talking about stuff he's probably never even tried burning/melting. All those stories did was highlight that it's not worth spending money on her products because even getting them free or discounted, one of her own reps would rather use every other brand over her's.I honestly don’t understand why Hannah hasn’t dropped him already. Can’t tell the difference between Pistachio and Patchouli and doesn’t understand the term Bespoke but he uses it so much.
Can’t believe the deluded fool actually thinks he could write a book as well. I honestly believe he does these Q&A stories because a) he doesn’t receive nearly as many genuine questions as he wants to have people believe and b) he’s too illiterate to string together the replies.
Her new fragrances are also supposed to be unique and found nowhere else, yet Marion compares them to other brands fragrances.Let's be honest, Hannah is an absolute mug. If she had ANY sense she'd have dropped him years ago given his constant promotion of every cheap brand available in the tat shops and the big players like Yankee. He's constantly using other melts and candles and her's are only pulled out when there is a new lot sent to him and an expectation for him to promote it. The fact that in the last lot of stories promoting her he had 2 candles sitting as well as a diffuser that weren't hers, and actually had the giant brand's candle burning very clearly in shot rather than something of hers to show he uses it and wants to use it over other brands, but no just talking about stuff he's probably never even tried burning/melting. All those stories did was highlight that it's not worth spending money on her products because even getting them free or discounted, one of her own reps would rather use every other brand over her's.
In what way is he capable of advertising, or even just being a good friend?
Nae comment ma lovely......let's just say we had to make an additional purchase at IKEA for a gid nights sleepIf youse bought the Marion bed or the bumming fort, then ah've nae sympathy #fact
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