Maybe thats why he doesn't go out? Putin no like the gays!!Bet he’s seething sitting in his brothers HOUSE with a back and front door… they are new builds and pretty expensive where his brother lives. Face will be tripping him walking back tae the Russian communist bedsit
My husband can not stand her, if he ever hears her he tells me turn that twat off!Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factual
I was gonnae say that anaw hen. They need fucking burned, the tramp canny be arsed gawn tae primark tae fit her fat arse inty a pair a jeans clearly.
Ave fixed that fur you madge hen so aye hold you power
Reminds me of a bottle of cheap ketchup. Twat looks a state. Absolute bellend
Thanks doll, was still hunting fur it, ah've fun it noo. Yer both talented buggers
You just know she fucking stinks! I’d love Mario to switch over to that vile app, TikTak. The meet ups would be amazing! Him and that vile Nana Bea
I’m opting for Dunoon. Wee trip across the watter
What's going on in wee Deeks pants?
Dykebar is just round the corner from where they live ma lovlie
Too fast fur me hen wisnae takin your quote we all just share the same brain so ayeDammit, youse beat me tae it, that's what my first thought wuz! Thought he wuz gonni announce a wee collab wi his Krystal Meth, joabby oan a stick a bespoke product inspired by Marion.
Using Dettol which is toxic to cats to clean floor where Rayn's water and food bowl are.
Oan yoursel hen, nail on the heed an awe that, no ma quoteI think the only people actually watching him are doing so because the can't believe how weird he is.
He's definitely no influencer.
- He has the worst skin so can't promote skincare.
- Has no hair so can't promote haircare.
- He definitely can not promote anything beauty wise because the lash lift was non existent, the hair cut was fucking crap and even when he has the driest lips - dandruff lips i call him. He looks orange anytime he wears makeup too, like a little fat oompa loompa from the famous choc factory.
- He has terrible taste in clothes that not even a blind Nikita dog would be interested in so he can't promote fashion.
- He can't cook and only eats beige food in the worst establishments so can't promote cooking or healthy eating.
- He lives in pencil case with no space anywhere for anymore shite so can't do interiors or anything about his prison cell.
- He has no outside area at all apart from the dog shite infested green in front of Beirut Towers so can't promote anything outdoorsy
- He doesn't clean, just surfaces cleans the worktops because there is so much clutter so he can't promote cleaning. Buying shit loads of floor cleaner & changing the bed doesn't count
So I do struggle to see what kind of account he is. Therefore I have to the decision he is a parody account and the only reason anyone watches him is for a daily dose of the laughs that Martin keeps on giving us. Everyday he comes out with something worse. He's absolutely mad
Exactly. It's him where the problem lies. Mario, imo has some major insecurity issues that he'd be a therapists dream.
Look how tiny the little pleb is
Definitely, and no clutter
Essex Drag Queen love it! The Hinch is an inferior The Vivienne (love the V but hate the H)
Ah wurked wi a wummin who took her dug out in a pram, ah wuz affronted fur her and nae debates. Rayn wud try tae escape as soon as she felt sum fresh air.I’m surprised he’s no got baby gurl Rayn a wee pushchair so he can take mair space up on the mcgills busses. A wee nappy bag fulla goodies fae b&m and so forth
