Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Cinpab]

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The ducking squint on that the day. The blind bastard

That’s his Stacy Solomon pose

 

[other things online]

Keep yer power hen. You'll always have a place here at tatty towers. You sound like an incredible human and a brilliant role model. Hes just a cunt.

Tatty hearts my flower! Xxx

I hope so never a day goes by where I don’t not clutch ma beak at this thread!

 

[Shrekssister]

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Absooute state of them pair

@Madonna wee deek daein a wee smoulder for your man hen watch his security isnae compromised

 

[Pepsi]

What the actual fuck is she wearing? Lavender skin tight joggers and a fluorescent orange hoody?

Nae matchy matchy the day the idiot must be colour blind. He probably thinks Rayn is fecking ginger

 

[Madge2022]

Anyone brave enough to watch his Q and A dots of doom?

 

[Madge2022]

We could write oor own book aboot him.

An extended version of the Wiki.

A photo section.
Funniest moments
Fashion tips.
Guide to Mario Speak

Call it "The Delusional Grandeur of Mario McKnight".

@hopethishelpsallthebest as illustrator

 

[Bee Sting]

Wit in the kerry katonas are they? pyure decay hens baith their breath’s must be howking

 

[Madge2022]

So the floor has been scrubbed, steamed and mopped, but no record of it???? Aye right on, stop talking crap you have wiped a mop over it and that's it.
I thought the bathroom cabinet in the living room was white, is my eyes or is it grey and I missed him changing it?

It's been grey since the dayn of dawn when ah furst found the wurld of Marion so aboot a year anyways. Get yourself tae specsavers fur your Kerry Katonas ma lovelie
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Wonder why he is always buying new trainers? He never goes anywhere and has hunners of pairs already

Bespoke badboys ah think youse will find

 

[Doodlebug71]

@London Hung Guy get yersel over here ma luvlee and get to know oor monzo so aye
Spine bright

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Who would have thought eh …. 3.99 face cream bespoke is a bot and the same cream in every feck tub they send out !!

 

[bigmouth1927]

Thinks he's her knight in shining armour, while he's dealing with the mouldy bedsit and she's in her million quid tend farm.

The only thing shining is the end of his bulbous snout!

 

[uno momento *****]

Ma hens don’t know if this is a bit Rorschach test like but can anyone else see the end of his nose as a massive arse with a thong on? All I could think about watching that q and a

If you squint it looks like a cock and balls

 

[mammaof3]

He’ll be shiteing himself with excitement, Jam Jar fur the birthday gurl

I was coming on to say he was in Jamjars.

His favourite haunt.

 

[Madge2022]

Fucking dog bothering now. Marion hen!! Animals don't like you. The sheer look of terror in their eyes is indicative!

He looks like a wotsit too in his bespoke track suit.

Laughing at the wotsit, no the poor wee dug who looks like Rayn does when cheesy puff talks tae her.

 

[Madge2022]

Saw this on Hinch dot of doom, why hasn't her bff not introduced her to Lorna, Marion ya big

Also did a wee google earlier fur Mario McKnight, aye ma Saturday wuz that exciting and these images came up. That blue tick huz him mixing wi the stars, he wull be buzzing

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[Rayne]

Tell me you live your life according to tattle without telling me ...so aye monzo we will keep youse oan the right lane hen

Poor thing has to sleep next to a stinking diffuser

 

[AllieBee]

But what day is it?!

It's Thuraday hen.

 

[Freefalling]

Maybe the daft witch is planning a life insurance scam with wee Rayn the wean. Bumping her off the tap of the Beirut flats like janine and barry

Then he will hot foot it to Centreparcs to keep up with the Huns we absolutely love Centreparcs but Oor wee duo would absolutely hate it #allforthegram 🫣

 

[Chez300]

Look at his red, gnarly fingers
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He's just read this one out wrong instead of Patchouli, he said Pistachio.
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Im sure he has said this before, if this isn’t a pre record he just doesn’t know how to pronounce it and doesn’t even want to try!

 

[Madge2022]

Hope Derek secretly tops them soaps up with piss

#smellthepiss