Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Bee Sting]

They are fucking rotten. His dress sense is like nothing I’ve witnessed before.

hen theyre his pyure bespoke shannersand nae debates noo

 

[SuzyE]

Why, when he’s doing his long, pointless rants, does he keep pushing his hair (what’s left of it) back and dragging his hand over his face like he’s having the worst day ever. He was doing it the other day during his 51166188172 dots of doom. He looks mournful and drags his hand about all over his face like he JUST CAN’T!!!!
It annoys me way more than it should.

He's got so many faults and flaws with us Tattlers

 

[Madge2022]

Kicking off now #Madge2022 - big 🫂s to you xx

Don't ken if ah kin face him the night, let me know any juicy bits
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When did hands become “honds”?!

That must be his poash voice fur hauns.

 

[IsaHen]

His nose is that big it's nearly squashed flat against his cheek

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#clutchinmagiganticbeak

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Another. Chapter in the book of things that didnae happen monocchio, is he saying he is responsible for the baby?
Monzo nightingale so aye hens
C.U.N.T

monocchio

 

[MrsJ2000]

Yep I light a candle on my dads birthday. He's dead though. If he were still alive I wouldn't light a candle. It's for DEAD people Maz you utter bollock head

Utter bollock head

 

[Madge2022]

I’ve seen it loads of times but it still has me pyoor creased every time

Ah've goat it bookmarked, kin sleep safe at night kenning aw wull never need tae hunt fur it again. The wee wink afore he high kicks #chefskiss

And the is always a fave tae see anytime

 

[Caw1982]

Wit???the cunt is trolling us surely, this is a job for our resident artist @hopethishelpsallthebest ma luvlee...do your worst hen

Hahaha bad luck then Maz, if Barbie had a ‘pit rat’ edition.

 

[Pepsi]

Mebbes he's now a life coach like Lorna, did a wee course and huz a cessificate.

That woud be goin straight in a frame and oan the wall in the high footfall area nae debates.

 

[Shrekssister]

R.o.u.t.i.n.e

No ma quote.

Felt that doon in ma very core of self, sing it tae me

 

[#noinfluencer]

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a I need you to fuck off but here we are… Away and boil your head you cunt!

Laughing oot loud at this, hen!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Huge congrats to oor beautiful lassie @Ferguson fur chosin the new threed name! Ahm chanting you oan fae the rooftops hen! xxx

 

[Madge2022]

The bar stool chairs in the window - l have had them in the past ….. eh how just how and where in the garden shed that is yer hoose !

I think he had one afore the little mermaid shell chair in the mouldy boudoir ma lovelie.

Ah'm sure oor wee @hopethishelpsallthebest did a wee Marion mermaid, off ah go tae search fur it.

 

[Shrekssister]

Krystal meths newest creation - a jobby on a stick! Bespoke!
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It’s the marionxkrystalmeth ibs shart card collab hen, nae debates

 

[Madge2022]

ah can see a lethal drink

We can but hope

 

[Freefalling]

Av let you aff wae a lot hen, but you were nearly bespoke blockit for bringing the Aberdonians oan tae this app, so aye! #westcoastbestcoastbutnaeArdrossan

Doll, I'll always be an east end scheme wain fae Bargeddie, ma wains on the other hand are living the good life in west Aberdeenshire

 

[Shrekssister]

He's finally read the daily record article about his bespoke bedsit.
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Great minds hen and nae debates

Chantin you oan fae the rooftops ma lovelie, factual!

 

[Freefalling]

Well that was another epic fail. Basically told us all the things we already know. What shite questions he sent himself.
Glad he has realized by reading tattle that he is a horder.
I hope part 2 actually goes into depth of why he doesn't want a mortgage or to move to a house, bigger flat, not getting married, why he lived with the Aunt, why doesn't he just put Rayn into a cattery. Honestly imagine a cat stopping you from actually seeing the world. Why is he doing up kitchen if it's not actually his kitchen and does council give him authority to do such a thing?
He loves saying he's got a blue tick.. wasn't gifted you have to request it
Thought he wasnae an influencer but is a influencer?

I'm started to think he works for NEC its a cleaning company that hires staff for hotels, hospitality, shops, offices, car showrooms etc I know this because we've worked with them in advertisment before, so police offices would definitely come under their categories for cleaners.

Isa doll, I'm loving your questions I'd be interested in hearing the rambling answers to these questions. He'll be carried out that flat in a box, nae doubt about it

 

[Shrekssister]

ah can see a lethal drink

Wan a them

 

[SuzyE]

Pedalo vibes ma lovelie
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Mair like wan brain cell between youse and nae debates.

Whatever it is it's still bigger than his bathroom.


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The pair of them are thick bastards