Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Skyflier6727]

Ma hens don’t know if this is a bit Rorschach test like but can anyone else see the end of his nose as a massive arse with a thong on? All I could think about watching that q and a

I couldn’t but it is now all I can see
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Everything in that shoap looks like the kind o stuff thats goin right oot of fashion. Hun city wi awe the grey/chrome/mirrored shite.
Hes really dain his wee best tae be an influencer isnt he? Sadly im no influenced in the slightest cos ma furniture is pure quality and classic so aye

Aye I’m with ye hen. I don’t think I’ll be chucking out my Cotswold Company bedroom furniture for a coffin bed and a chair a hooker wouldn’t be seen dead in. So aye

 

[Caw1982]

You’d be getting bent over the bath hen!

stopppp ittttttttttttt

 

[Sloggingaway]

Maybe its the cheeky wetherspoons breakfast?
The view from Beirut towers?
The unreal fashion sense?
His stovies?

Washing up bowl

 

[Shrekssister]

Cannot believe I was out living my best life’s with my husband and missed the Q&A Treatit us to a lovely date night meal and a movie though (smell the wealth) so was so needed.

You really didnae miss anything hen he said he’s no starting a wax melt or cleaning business (don’t know what idiot thought he was), he’s going down next month to do his new Ava may range maybe, he wants to write a book (biggest surprise of the night being he knows what a book is). He has no problem cutting people out his life. He’s also started chat on autumn and Christmas decor so whoever put money on April, ding ding, you win, new record.

 

[Shrekssister]

Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the fuck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death Terry fuckwit

I genuinely thought the same thing initially, remembrance candle, he just can’t ever get it right!

 

[Macmama]

We don’t want him round these ends hen!!

Aye, here here. Keep that wee woodlouse on the other side of the water thanks

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I know you’re all correct ma lovelies but I have to say, I’m chanting Marion’s delusions oan fae the rooftops and so forth x

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Do we reckon he treatit himself to some bots for payday at the beginning of the month?

100% it's so obvious with the influx and it only costs a couple of quid. Keep doing that Maz, the more bots you have the more the algorithm will fuck you over

Think this was the day Hinch mentioned him in her stories, sorry lovelies

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Q&A hens!

 

[Madge2022]

Am gawn for Edinburgh, cheeky Costa (their fav), maybe a wee white company pit stop or primark wander (absolute staypuhls). Then the mini bus back up the road aw cosy and warum for 7 o’clock!

Busy weekend, he’ll be shattered! And the mandatory bed change the morra anaw of course hens!

Sunday is known as either reset or rest day in Beirut towers #nomaquote

Might be treatit tae the second Q&A.

 

[Babybail93]

His sneaks cost £90 - if they are the ones he got.

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Is there any need for the language? He’s rancid

 

[Skyflier6727]

Keh? I no understand

I’m no understanding either hen. I’m just back from my niece’s wedding in France and feel I’m missing oot. What is he bespokely waxing lyrical about the day? I could listen but I’m in too good a mood

 

[no_name]

Eeeh look at Deek's place before the cuckoo moved in. I can just picture him and Domboii enjoying a nice big spliff there before making their way to the OG bumming fort.

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So aye a wee throwback.

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Look how tiny…..and Derek is even smaller! Can only imagine how small in real life

 

[Poptart]

Ave fixed that fur you hen

#collab #thankshen

 

[Noseybonk]

Remember when Marion spilled some cryptic T about never liking him and he was a cheat.

Omg yeah I remember that 🫣

 

[SuzyE]

Takeaway again.
He has to say ''google it'' because he canna explain it himself, the fanny.

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He's like that a lot when he speaks on his stories. It's like he can't get the words out what's in his head and that's when he starts repeating himself and not making sense

 

[Ambergambler]

Mario giving advise on cutting people out of his life.
But then has talked in the past about the regrets of falling out with his friend Natalie.

So it’s not as cut and dry as he says

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

What the hell was that ad?! overly fragranced cleaning products and terrible transitions.

 

[Very Cherry]

Was it just me who was really looking forward to Q&A in my defence I've had a horrible cold this last week and I could do with a laugh!

I too was looking forward to his Q&A. I hope you feel back to your normal self soon. I’ve currently got the cold.

 

[AllieBee]

Only way to describe them without making myself sick you see my lovely. Maybe because he has no hair he gets dandruff on his lips instead - nae debates on this page xxxxxx

ignore the bad grammar and words I've missed out in parts, trying to decipher martin's posts on a daily basis has killed a brain cell or two hen so aye and so forth. he's a parody account, has to be. xxxxxx

Maybe the dandruff lands on his lips from his eyebrows...or his facial hair....oh wait