Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[bigmouth1927]

He's like that a lot when he speaks on his stories. It's like he can't get the words out what's in his head and that's when he starts repeating himself and not making sense

Hes a wee little remedial boy hen. Him and Deek met on the variety bus. Wotsit slipped his wee boaby into the back of Deeks orange order suit as they were getting off the bus and the rest is history.
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This cheeky, lazy twat telling people to Google the meaning of the saying 'From the horses mouth' when he posts asking for best pet plans. Then continues to tell those that click on click bait they need to get a life.

Mario, shut your mouth, because you definitely can't talk

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He looks like hes wanking himself off. Presumably over the front and back doors available at Brother Johnnys!
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This cheeky, lazy twat telling people to Google the meaning of the saying 'From the horses mouth' when he posts asking for best pet plans. Then continues to tell those that click on click bait they need to get a life.

Mario, shut your mouth, because you definitely can't talk

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He looks like hes wanking himself off. Presumably over the front and back doors available at Brother Johnnys!

 

[SuzyE]

Not with this level of engagement...
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I hope he sees that

 

[Johnnoijones]

Ma lovelies am swerving outta ma lane tae tell youse all that Marion’s before picture wasnae his actual before picture. Ah could tell as it didnae look like he’d been eating wotsits… here is his actual teef before #unfiltered View attachment 2071204

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I did not need to see that before my dinner

 

[Runforestrun]

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The ducking squint on that the day. The blind bastard

Cock-nose ma lovelies

 

[GreaseSpot]

Swerving across lanes. Dots of doom personal highlights for me.
Forget the only 200 page. Low word/content count Large print. Limited storiesLots of line drawings, no real content pamphlet book that most instashammers get offered or self publish. Mario's almanac sounded like the real fun read. The three pages of predictions he wrote after the psychic consultation with a stranger that just keep coming true.
Such a shame but wholly predictable (get it ) that he can't find them in tat towers
Amusing that he has attic envy. If he had an attic he would decor the shit out of spring apparently!

 

[Freefalling]

He's a real man ma lovelie.

Ah canni believe ah jist typed that, wull block and report masel' and never message this page again.

Get right back in yer ain lane doll and give your heid a shake, manly + Maz do not go together those hairy wee leggies were 100% filtered

Spine bright, tattie hearts to ya hen

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Imagine blindly following someone because an Essex Drag Queen mentions them. Pathetic

Ffs. I’ll need to mention the “Essex drag queen “ on the Grinch thread hen. I’ll tell them it was penned by ma tattle hero

 

[IsaHen]

Eeeh look at Deek's place before the cuckoo moved in. I can just picture him and Domboii enjoying a nice big spliff there before making their way to the OG bumming fort.


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So aye a wee throwback.

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Literally wee, I knew he was tiny but I didn't realise he was separated at birth with wee Jimmy crankee

 

[Sloggingaway]

Plus she's taller than him, so is my soon to be 7 year old. I'd bet ma hoose she can spell better, string a sentence together better and dress better than Oor resident numptie nuts too

I can't get ma heid round him living on the Gaza strip while buying really expensive brands. I'll stick to my dupes in my desirable postcode

I know … I don’t even have a washing up bowl or a drainer ( harbours grime imo and another thing to keep clean)
I must be losing in life… excuse me whilst I go off to finish my 12 hour shift, already done 2.5 hours..
To pay for my house with a front and back door and my jollies …

 

[puddleduck]

Oh my God and breathe... does he ever go on and I can only understand fifty percent of what he says.
But I got he wants to write a book. He wants to do a new range of candles and melts and he's definitely going to do a couple of collabs at Christmas.
I also have a horrible feeling his Christmas theme is going to be Barbie. Needs to tap up the skank because she could help him out with that. Actually maybe that's why she started following him, maybe he reached out.

 

[Doodlebug71]

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Which book would that be then Martin? The saying is actually ‘could sing the telephone directory/book’ (depending on how posh you are ) He gets it wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME. How can one person be so fucking thick?

A think max is referring to his blank chanel books hen so aye

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the fuck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death Terry fuckwit

If I was her I'd be super weirded out by him...

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Even Dignitas would turn their noses up at him

Fuck sake hen!

 

[Anti-influencer]

An old boat standing up….is this shart heed for real

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Doll, think you've stumbled on something here. He really does think the Quad is a sandstone in Hyndland, delusions of grandeur much

We don’t want him round these ends hen!!

 

[SuzyE]

Greedy is a scammer, her and her wife (think they are married). They don't care who the scam either, old people, charities, it's all the same to them. She's the scum of the earth

Nasty bastards. I'm pleased l don't follow her page, but I'll be popping on for a nose now....Hope that pisses Mario off knowing how much he hates it

 

[Madge2022]

Ma lovelies am swerving outta ma lane tae tell youse all that Marion’s before picture wasnae his actual before picture. Ah could tell as it didnae look like he’d been eating wotsits… here is his actual teef before #unfiltered View attachment 2071204

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That's my dinner just came back up. Aye ah dae get aw cosy and huv dinner early #fact

Ah luv a wee new thread oan a Saturday night #treatit

 

[Macmama]

Happy Easter to my best online pals, eat all the eggs cause you know, life's to short #fuck it

Fuck it hen, don’t share any wae the wains #treatit #deserved #oorfave

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I'm already in witness protection and booked some plastic surgery #madgewho

This wud be Marion if he went, acting aw billy big bawz wi his lassies.
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Marion is quite right though, canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.

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canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.

 

[YR80]

That candle lighting is so creepy. He’s such a odd little weirdo.