Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

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Madge2022

This is the most liked Mario post, superb work

Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

Thanks to wee baby gurul @Rayne fae this bespoke boujee thread title wae the most likes. So aye. Nae debates Oor Moira has been boring as fuck the last week. Been on a bereavement comma. So aye Someone who once passed Mario in the street has passed away, and now he’s turned intae Derek...
tattle.life

The second most liked post also deserves a mention, when oor Marion went tae New York and met the auld President, then the misfit jaw and Shrek's wife as receptionists thanks tae oor @hopethishelpsallthebest #chefskiss

Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper

Marion is having his mid-month depression. Spent all of deeks money another 2 weeks to payday so looking at grand things like trips to New York feeling sorry for himself and his petty little life
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Anti-influencer

This is exactly what’s making me crease this week, that he goes quiet n stays aff the app thinking we will pipe doon & stoap talking aboot him but we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics
 
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Pepsi

Hens I wus oan that vile app Tik Tok and saw a post aboot only 40 Fridays till Crissmass.
I reckon Mario hus seen this and is looking oot aw the new baubles fur a reveal of Crissmass 23.
His therapist said he should stick ta his ain time line (and lane) so hes goin strait ta Wintum the noo
It did make me feel aw cosy and a nearly made masel a hot chocolate fae ma year in the plannin hot chocolate station but a reframed when a realised that summer wis still ta come so aye.
Spine bright hens oan this day of Friday (fur any of yous who disnay ken whit day it is cos of I, Mario no telling us)
 
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laynelo_

Anti-influencer said:
we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics
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It’s the only achievement in his life ma luvlie. I’m even surprised he’s got this many threads given how much of a boring bastard he is, of course a credit to all you nasty tattle trolls

My favourite thing is the fact that this thread is one of the first things that pops up when you type it in and the images!


 
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MrsJ2000

Wintum still gets me every time
 
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Macmama

The fact that the third result down makes it sound like Mario is indeed the Scottish reference for the penis

Lovelies, we aw know he’s just being his true self, in his power and spining bright! Hence we will always huv content, so aye! We move!
 
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Madge2022

Anti-influencer said:
This is exactly what’s making me crease this week, that he goes quiet n stays aff the app thinking we will pipe doon & stoap talking aboot him but we have unlimited material in the form of nearly 100 threads of his bespoke antics
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Sometimes it's funnier when we get to reminisce
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Macmama said:
The fact that the third result down makes it sound like Mario is indeed the Scottish reference for the penis

Lovelies, we aw know he’s just being his true self, in his power and spining bright! Hence we will always huv content, so aye! We move!
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Oh ffs, tena lady required
 
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Ferguson

Madge2022 said:
Sometimes it's funnier when we get to reminisce
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I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.
 
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Babybail93

Ferguson said:
I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.
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Oh that was a brilliant thread! When he started going on about his “security being compromised” silly fat cunt
 
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Very Cherry

Ferguson said:
I've been having the time of my life in & oot of old threads.
Currently up tae where he's asked for suggestions where he can go on holiday & take the cat
Oh and we still liked Deek, wanted tae save him.
Ah miss liking Deek sometimes.
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Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.
 
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Freefalling

Very Cherry said:
Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.
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I do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride' hope someone remembers their name, that's gonna bug me
 
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Runforestrun

Very Cherry said:
Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.
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I once said I wanted to adopt him, but that was obviously pre orange man gingivitis death breath. I wouldn’t give him house room now ma lovelies
 
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SuzyE

These throwback memories are brilliant
Another couple of favourites was when Hinch came on a visit and snubbed calling into see him as she passed through. Then when her and other influencers were gifted the new SKY glass tv apart from him. He was fuming!
 
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Madge2022

Very Cherry said:
Do you remember the person who used to post and they fancied Deek and always said they would rescue him. I can’t remember their user name but they always made me laugh.
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Think it wiz that very cherry

Found one of his many fans, think @Skyflier6727 wants wee Deek tae join the mile high club and nae debates.

Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle 😂
tattle.life
 
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GiftedNotFree

Lmao me to the CV absolutely sends me. “Skills - Klarna!”

If I’m ever feeling down I’ll scroll back some Mario threads to firmly clutch ma beak and so forth
 
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