Do we know when it's arriving? Seems ages ago he said about itShe's keeping it for the new concrete slab reveal ma lovelie #iydkgtk
after thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed meYou need to go and get to know the highlights on our martins insta my lovely. You are in for a treat hen, factual. mwah mwah tonsa love xxxxx
Not ma quote.I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
As @Caw1982 said, the singing highlights are particularly amazing (fae aw the rang reasons). He really thinks he can hold a tune and harmonises whilst being the lead singer and back up singerafter thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed me
The blind Nikita dog story is a personal faveAs @Caw1982 said, the singing highlights are particularly amazing (fae aw the rang reasons). He really thinks he can hold a tune and harmonises whilst being the lead singer and back up singer
I really need to sit myself down and get some class here hen but I’m pure bespoke jealous of you getting the treat of this all for the first time. Get yourself some snacks and get all cosy on your slab sofaafter thread 42 I don’t know if I will cope ….. this lane swerving has destroyed me
Welcome ma wee hen to T H U R S D A YI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
That's definitely one of my favouritesCheck out the “Birthday Surprise” highlight @chickenfajitas
It’s brilliant. Comes out of the toilet clutching his stomach because he’s just had an explosive shite
I know it's like watching your wean experience Christmas, just sheer joyI’m actually a wee bit envious of the people getting to experience him for the first time
Please also enjoy his bespoke collection of co-ats, including Bungle’s skin and the wee woodlouse number so aye. Also his wardrobe full a his fav boujee material, polyester. Spine bright ma luvlie, tonsa love! XoI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
I knowI was thinking about oor wee Maz last night. He's lead such a sheltered life. He's never had the excitement of getting the keys to his first flat, never experienced a Driving Test. Never been on an absolutely incredible holiday. No Wedding to think back on. No wains to enjoy. Never the absolute joy of buying a brand new car.
All this shit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.
Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that
Here you go ma lovelyI can't see the birthday surprise in his Wiki, and can't see his page as the wee cunt blocked me. Never mind I shall just imagine it instead!
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