If only they realised they're not trying to convince Joe public, it's really themselves.
The sooner these influencers fade out the better
If only they realised they're not trying to convince Joe public, it's really themselves.All of these cunts are absolute crackpots. Try just being happy and loving yourself without posting about it.
Walk the runway? What is he even going on about?
Diagnosis too much saltDon’t you need to send photos of your face to skin&me? Laughing at the poor person who had to deal with Marion’s crater pores, “fine lines” and tomato red coupon.
Question is, did he send unfiltered photos and did he pout and do thelike a teenage lassie.
I might dm Marion. Oh waitIf your doing business deals in one of the most exclusive members club in London and your coming home and doing your own cunt washings I think you need to employ a cleaner to manage the cunt washings for you
Has he started getting his eyebrows from the same place Hinch gets hers? They look like shite.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That hair!
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He has to be a parody account and so forth?
Ur youse gawn tae Elderslie fur a lunch courtesy oaf yer clients, then hawf day in Edinburgh fur a bowl oaf not just any auld soup, but M&S soup, then a Sunday reset by eating joabby cake? #lifeofaninfluencerRight Ma lovelies, it’s ma Friday at work coz ahv goat a long weekend so am up, matchy matchy in 22 different colours and mop leg kicking ma way doon the runway! #treatit #goodtaemasel
Hope youse aw huv the best weekend, Al no be oan much so catch up oan Monday.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
I almost, ALMOST, want the wee cunt tae get some dollar fram that app just so he can get a mortgage and move.
The repossession jurneh would be amazing when it all went tits up, as it inevitably would wae her.
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I don’t think Mario can quite comprehend that anyone else has done better than him in life. Fresh air? He don’t know what fresh air is. I don’t think he’s ever seen fields, trees, smelt freshly cut grass. I see it every day when I take my dog out for a walk, she’s got better lungs than his smog infested airways.Who the fuck does he think he is talking to? Do him a favour and get in the fresh air?
Bitch I live in the fucking countryside, that’s ma life.
Today I went to do a business deal all by myself on the train to London at one of the most exclusive members only clubs with government members from Sri Lanka. I had fine dining and silver service. Smell the wealth. However…… I then came home changed 3 loads of fucking bedding and did my cunt washings and a general tidy. Walked my dog and did my daughters homework.
So fuck your fucking advice up your stupid, useless arse. The strangers you patronise aren’t all dumb as fuck losers like you!!!!
He's got that £4 neon yellow pepper decoration though xxI was thinking about oor wee Maz last night. He's lead such a sheltered life. He's never had the excitement of getting the keys to his first flat, never experienced a Driving Test. Never been on an absolutely incredible holiday. No Wedding to think back on. No wains to enjoy. Never the absolute joy of buying a brand new car.
All this shit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.
Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that
But hen…do ye have multiple hot drink stashuns? It’s like a grown up play kitchen. My big, spacious kitchen with lots of natural light and filled with laughs with my husband and children disnae hae that. Fummin im amI was thinking about oor wee Maz last night. He's lead such a sheltered life. He's never had the excitement of getting the keys to his first flat, never experienced a Driving Test. Never been on an absolutely incredible holiday. No Wedding to think back on. No wains to enjoy. Never the absolute joy of buying a brand new car.
All this shit he is spouting we've all done and do on a regular basis.
Its so sad. He's genuinely wasted the best years of his life but he's exactly where he should be, aye son you keep telling yourself that
She's keeping it for the new concrete slab reveal ma lovelie #iydkgtkHuv we seen the vase yet hens ? Ave been cruising roon the canaries so may have missed the unveiling.. smell the wealth whilst monzo skips aroon the streets ofBeirutpaisley so aye
Welcome to your bespoke new journey with the baroness of Beirut herself, I, Mario.I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
Awww enjoy. Mario's thread is the funniest on Tattle. FactualI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
Aw hen! Welcome! You’re in fae such a treat. Just when you think he can’t get anymare pathetic, he goes and proves us rang!I’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
Welcome hen. Bring your friends or any of Mario's ex followersI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
Baroness of Beirut needs to be the new thread title. I am clutching my beakWelcome to your bespoke new journey with the baroness of Beirut herself, I, Mario.
Sit doon and get some class. Or do we stand tall noo, I don't know. But make yourself comfortable and enjoy ma lovely.
You need to go and get to know the highlights on our martins insta my lovely. You are in for a treat hen, factual. mwah mwah tonsa love xxxxxI’m new to this lunatic and have fallen down a hole reading thread 42 …I’ve died several deaths reading this absolute bampot’s 38th birthday shindignever ever in my life have I come so close to pishing my knickers……..absolute gold medal standard everyone of you
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