Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

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I mean, you'd definitely close your mouth tae smile fae Instagram wouldn't you.

 
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Look at where her lips have gone white where they’re so dry
It might be something else hen
She defo been reading here again and has both them smiling like Cheshire cats just to spite tattle. Not a good look María hen!!!!!! You’re both hounds
 
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Look how red the fat slag is. That’ll be aw the salt she’s had the weekend wae the 18 take aways and ‘deserved’ meals
Am surprised his gut has managed t cope we aw the shite he’s eaten this weekend after him apparently being so nae weel last week. He better watch or he’ll be in need o the pull up knickers and shart card on standby.
 
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Have you ever seen anything more creepy in your life….
Fuck me, Halloween's come early! That's far from a genuine smile - he's squinting his eyes, showing all his teeth and the OTT grin is so forced - ALL for the gram, once again - sad bastard!
 
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I'm not exaggerating when I say Derek's teeth have put me off my dinner they need jet washed, nae debates.

Pair of half wits, pretending to be loved up, honestly they're giving me the boak
 
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I'm not exaggerating when I say Derek's teeth have put me off my dinner they need jet washed, nae debates.

Pair of half wits, pretending to be loved up, honestly they're giving me the boak
Hahaha, but he did jet wash them my lovely, followed by a bespoke lick of Ronseal. They’ve got to get the garden journey in somehow in that wee hutch.
 
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I'm not exaggerating when I say Derek's teeth have put me off my dinner they need jet washed, nae debates.

Pair of half wits, pretending to be loved up, honestly they're giving me the boak
If that’s their dental health, imagine what their hygiene down below is like. Pure smegma I bet.
 
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If that’s their dental health, imagine what their hygiene down below is like. Pure smegma I bet.
We can only hope the pair of them are bespoke cut ma lovely. Otherwise them foreskins will be like pulling apart a cheese toastie. So aye. Factual. CAPESH
 
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We can only hope the pair of them are bespoke cut ma lovely. Otherwise them foreskins will be like pulling apart a cheese toastie. So aye. Factual. CAPESH
Jesus Christ ma lovelie, I am about to tuck in to a cheese toastie as I speak. Well till I read your comment! Teach me to scroll Tattle as I eat. Beans on toast it is then
 
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Oh Jesus take the wheel I cannae cope with this talk of cheesy dicks

I'm away for a lie down in a very dark room

Only thing that's keeping me from spewing is remembering they're companions not lovers
 
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