Absolutely beautiful designer bespoke solid wood sticky back plastic worktops, such a high quality finish. Edging is flawless.
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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He's made an effort and got the tulips from the livingroom to style them up
it'll come out the way it went in 
Get back in yer ain lane hen. Don’t you know bespoke “falbon” when you see it?!
Wull look the same coming oot.
So it's wee Deek's birthday and he goes to Marion's family. Looking at wee Deek's life afore Marion, he seemed to be close to his family ...even closer tae Domboi
Marion, gonni tell us in the dots of doom if Deek's family hate you, cheers
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Jinx ma lovelie, may aw yer shits be covered in glitter #soayeHe's made an effort and got the tulips from the livingroom to style them up
What's that saying ma hen, can't glitter a turd? Krystal maze sure will try but!
"Deek get me the plastic tulips so I can style ma content.
Noo ah have a blue tick I'm going tae start charging Krystal Meth a bespoke fee.
People only buy her cakes because ah'm famous"
Noo ah have a blue tick I'm going tae start charging Krystal Meth a bespoke fee.
People only buy her cakes because ah'm famous"
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Krystal Meth canni polish a turd but kin glitter it and serve it as cake #delish
You can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter hen
He was shaking like a shitting dug again holding that cupcake
Sorry but I wouldny be advertising those turd cakes oan ma Instagram whether it wis ma sister or no, she needs telt to hing up the baking apron pronto 
That Lorna wummin has created a monster. Mary bleeping Shelley right enough. Wee Martinstein there noo thinking his tit doesn’t stink when he’s humming the place oot. Seriously though, either a, she’s really crap at her “joab” b, Martin having the IQ of a gnat can only understand whit shes saying from
his level or c, both of the above. He's really feeling hisel since he slunk into her office. Has a lot to answer fur!
Anyone else feel like taking a lawnmower tae that hair?
his level or c, both of the above. He's really feeling hisel since he slunk into her office. Has a lot to answer fur!
Anyone else feel like taking a lawnmower tae that hair?
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Continuing the best life weekend on SunAday
Wished his main squeeze a Happy Birthday.
His hunners of other squeezes will be fumming.
Gave Deek some chavvy weans trainers fae the reduced to clear bin. One was a size 4 the other a size 6, but we move.
Telt us he was matchy matchy but nothing matched at all.
Treatit us tae a fake happy photo.
Was given some left over stale unsold cupcakes that looked so bad he had tae filter them.
Amazing times.
Next shart will be a glittery wan.
Wished his main squeeze a Happy Birthday.
His hunners of other squeezes will be fumming.
Gave Deek some chavvy weans trainers fae the reduced to clear bin. One was a size 4 the other a size 6, but we move.
Telt us he was matchy matchy but nothing matched at all.
Treatit us tae a fake happy photo.
Was given some left over stale unsold cupcakes that looked so bad he had tae filter them.
Amazing times.
Next shart will be a glittery wan.
Noo he's a blue tick wanker ....ah mean influencer he should have used #gifted #soayeSorry but I wouldny be advertising those turd cakes oan ma Instagram whether it wis ma sister or no, she needs telt to hing up the baking apron pronto
She's probably been trying her whole life with Mario too. Bet his honking breath used to scare her friends off . Nae debates aye and so forth we move on this new dawn of day Monday
How the duck can he afford white fillings? They’re £100+ a touch here in N Ireland, could well be more expensive in Glasgow. Or is it one of his useless collaborations where he slags off the giver and fails to “sell” the product.
He’s such a wanker.
He’s such a wanker.
Still dying at his outfit choice yesterday. Those skinny tracksuit leggings he wears give me the serious boke 
Imagine wearing them whilst taking a pic of your prosecco Anyway, happy Monday hens - lets mop kick the tit out of today. you've got this my lovelies xxxx
Imagine wearing them whilst taking a pic of your prosecco Anyway, happy Monday hens - lets mop kick the tit out of today. you've got this my lovelies xxxx
He is having a right glow up. Next he will be getting lessons on how to actually style his hair into something decent.
Where’s he getting the money for white fillings!!
I go to a private dentist here in Belfast and a white filling starts from £120!
Maybe his dentist offers klarna my lovely - or they offer a special rate for ppl on benefits as i definitely think deek gets a carers allowance for Martin, or else the other way around. Hard to tell as they both seem to have been dropped on their heads as children.
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If its a private dentist they probably have payment plan options. That'll be the only way.
And why anyway?
Hope he's not going to shove his phone in his mouth to show us the work
Hope he's not going to shove his phone in his mouth to show us the work
I was just coming to say the same. My dentist is private, but white fillings are classed as cosmetic, so they're expensive.
I hope he is paying himself, and l hope it's a feckin fortune. He wants to invest in a nose job first
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