Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

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Absolutely beautiful designer bespoke solid wood sticky back plastic worktops, such a high quality finish. Edging is flawless.

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Look like shite covered in glitter
Wull look the same coming oot. 😆

So it's wee Deek's birthday and he goes to Marion's family. Looking at wee Deek's life afore Marion, he seemed to be close to his family ...even closer tae Domboi 🍆

Marion, gonni tell us in the dots of doom if Deek's family hate you, cheers 👍
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He's made an effort and got the tulips from the livingroom to style them up 😂😂 it'll come out the way it went in 💩
Jinx ma lovelie, may aw yer shits be covered in glitter #soaye
 
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"Deek get me the plastic tulips so I can style ma content.
Noo ah have a blue tick I'm going tae start charging Krystal Meth a bespoke fee.
People only buy her cakes because ah'm famous"
 
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Sorry but I wouldny be advertising those turd cakes oan ma Instagram whether it wis ma sister or no, she needs telt to hing up the baking apron pronto 🤢💩
 
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That Lorna wummin has created a monster. Mary bleeping Shelley right enough. Wee Martinstein there noo thinking his tit doesn’t stink when he’s humming the place oot. Seriously though, either a, she’s really crap at her “joab” b, Martin having the IQ of a gnat can only understand whit shes saying from
his level or c, both of the above. He's really feeling hisel since he slunk into her office. Has a lot to answer fur!
Anyone else feel like taking a lawnmower tae that hair?
 

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Continuing the best life weekend on SunAday

Wished his main squeeze a Happy Birthday.
His hunners of other squeezes will be fumming.
Gave Deek some chavvy weans trainers fae the reduced to clear bin. One was a size 4 the other a size 6, but we move.
Telt us he was matchy matchy but nothing matched at all.
Treatit us tae a fake happy photo.
Was given some left over stale unsold cupcakes that looked so bad he had tae filter them.

Amazing times.

Next shart will be a glittery wan.
 
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Sorry but I wouldny be advertising those turd cakes oan ma Instagram whether it wis ma sister or no, she needs telt to hing up the baking apron pronto 🤢💩
Noo he's a blue tick wanker ....ah mean influencer he should have used #gifted #soaye
 
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What's that saying ma hen, can't glitter a turd? Krystal maze sure will try but!

She's probably been trying her whole life with Mario too. Bet his honking breath used to scare her friends off . Nae debates aye and so forth we move on this new dawn of day Monday
 
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How the duck can he afford white fillings? They’re £100+ a touch here in N Ireland, could well be more expensive in Glasgow. Or is it one of his useless collaborations where he slags off the giver and fails to “sell” the product.
He’s such a wanker.
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Still dying at his outfit choice yesterday. Those skinny tracksuit leggings he wears give me the serious boke :sick: Imagine wearing them whilst taking a pic of your prosecco 😂 Anyway, happy Monday hens - lets mop kick the tit out of today. you've got this my lovelies xxxx
 
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How the duck can he afford white fillings? They’re £100+ a touch here in N Ireland, could well be more expensive in Glasgow. Or is it one of his useless collaborations where he slags off the giver and fails to “sell” the product.
He’s such a wanker.
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He is having a right glow up. Next he will be getting lessons on how to actually style his hair into something decent.
 
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How the duck can he afford white fillings? They’re £100+ a touch here in N Ireland, could well be more expensive in Glasgow. Or is it one of his useless collaborations where he slags off the giver and fails to “sell” the product.
He’s such a wanker.
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I go to a private dentist here in Belfast and a white filling starts from £120!
Maybe his dentist offers klarna my lovely - or they offer a special rate for ppl on benefits as i definitely think deek gets a carers allowance for Martin, or else the other way around. Hard to tell as they both seem to have been dropped on their heads as children.
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Where’s he getting the money for white fillings!!
If its a private dentist they probably have payment plan options. That'll be the only way.
 
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And why anyway?
Hope he's not going to shove his phone in his mouth to show us the work 😲
 
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How the duck can he afford white fillings? They’re £100+ a touch here in N Ireland, could well be more expensive in Glasgow. Or is it one of his useless collaborations where he slags off the giver and fails to “sell” the product.
He’s such a wanker.
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I was just coming to say the same. My dentist is private, but white fillings are classed as cosmetic, so they're expensive.

I hope he is paying himself, and l hope it's a feckin fortune. He wants to invest in a nose job first 😂
 
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