His latest story about the clothes he's bought, I'm shocked
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Well what a day of the dawn today's been, pure chanting ye's all on fae the roof taps 
that hair cut, oh Jesus take the wheel, I've never seen such a botched job since the summer of 2020 #covidhomehaircuts 
he's gotta be joking that he's chuffed with it, he looks like a Karen nae debates! Can I see your Manager?
Poor Deek will be in for the dry hump the night Hens
he'll be swinging aff the ceiling lights or worse handcuffing wee Dellboy to them 
Gotta laugh at him saying if all his followers gave him £1, he'd have £152,00 I'm crap at technology but what's his viewing stats? I'd be shocked if it's 2,000. He's a walloper
that hair cut, oh Jesus take the wheel, I've never seen such a botched job since the summer of 2020 #covidhomehaircuts he's gotta be joking that he's chuffed with it, he looks like a Karen nae debates! Can I see your Manager? Poor Deek will be in for the dry hump the night Hens
he'll be swinging aff the ceiling lights or worse handcuffing wee Dellboy to them Gotta laugh at him saying if all his followers gave him £1, he'd have £152,00
I'm crap at technology but what's his viewing stats? I'd be shocked if it's 2,000. He's a walloper 
Well Nathan hen, not only did Marion's reel get you a whopping 2 - yes TWO new followers, but he was affronted, that you didn't do his hair in the style of toilet brush, so much so, he went over it again himself, for the more protractor look, if you will. Note the comb and scissors in the background. Practice makes OK 
factual.
factual.
Aye hen whilst sat oan
I'm bleeping deed. Marion's shart face.
intimidated... by Mario, oh my giddy aunt.
Nathan WAS the best!
Nathan WAS the best!
Sorry guys not my most artistic effort but why does his nose look like a penis?
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Dots of doom incoming…
Our wee mario tae nathan (nathan between his ears btw), I wanna look like this...say no more fam...the wee mouldy flea bitten fat tart..
This fat bastard actually thinks she's Beyonce. Of course you do your page yourself, as if, YOU need a publicist. You're not a famous celebrity ffs! You're just an unfortunate looking fucker who lives in a complete dive, who fraudulently claims benefits, who has no friends.
It’s been some day on this app hens…..I don’t think I’ll ever recover from the haircut reveal and now even more dots of doom. He can’t give anyone advice or share of his techniques cos it’s all a lot of bullshit that he’s just made up 
He's doing his Lenor advert face
No need to point that thing out, we can see it no problem
Same old talk about social media. Just remember Mario, you choose to come on here for a nose, no one here bothers you privately. We leave that for the real trolls
No need to point that thing out, we can see it no problem
Same old talk about social media. Just remember Mario, you choose to come on here for a nose, no one here bothers you privately. We leave that for the real trolls
why does he act as if he's the next agony aunt "my technique" Shut up you absolute bellend.
That ring light!!! God he’s such a skid markWell Nathan hen, not only did Marion's reel get you a whopping 2 - yes TWO new followers, but he was affronted, that you didn't do his hair in the style of toilet brush, so much so, he went over it again himself, for the more protractor look, if you will. Note the comb and scissors in the background. Practice makes OK
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Nathan must bum you while cutting hair, that's the only explanation #simplythebest
Can I ask who put two pence in the head? Talking about the torture he went through and the snakes on the app 
The boil is back in town, the boil is back in town A nice wee song for youse hens there , by Fat Mario
Keep it simple after his bullshite, tattlers state facts
Your work shy
Play the system
Live a boring life no holidays
weekends away
no license
Clearly can't afford a mortgage
Have a unhealthy need to spend money
Rayn gets nothing a bag or cardboard box every so often from a delivery to play with for Instagram the it's binned.
No one has wished you death, harm or been homophobic towards you on this page.
Went to charities? Name them? Help someone else on your platform that could benefit from it, can't? That's right because it's bullshit.
Am glad he is seeking therapy he is one deluded man.
No one here is jealous I type this as am sitting in my own house in small village, 4x4 on drive, 1 of 4 holidays this year in couple weeks, have a great job in advertisment... What's your ambitions Marion? That's right you admitted you don't have any.
twit.
Your work shy
Play the system
Live a boring life no holidays
weekends away
no license
Clearly can't afford a mortgage
Have a unhealthy need to spend money
Rayn gets nothing a bag or cardboard box every so often from a delivery to play with for Instagram the it's binned.
No one has wished you death, harm or been homophobic towards you on this page.
Went to charities? Name them? Help someone else on your platform that could benefit from it, can't? That's right because it's bullshit.
Am glad he is seeking therapy he is one deluded man.
No one here is jealous I type this as am sitting in my own house in small village, 4x4 on drive, 1 of 4 holidays this year in couple weeks, have a great job in advertisment... What's your ambitions Marion? That's right you admitted you don't have any.
twit.
My son always says a gay is at their most powerful after a fresh fade. Well, I just showed him the picture of Maz wae her new do(n’t) and my son physically recoiled and said he takes it back
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