Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

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Back from ma jollies yesterday and I've the noo caught up with ma emails. Looks like I'm in far a treatit ma loverlies.

Yellow snow.

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Mario is gonna be so jealous of me as he likes the cold, so he does. Factual.
The Bail family are currently in that place ‘abroad’ (Lanzarote) and I’m melting through the flairs as it’s roasting hot!

Living life as it should be lived! I must pick up some floor cleaner so I can bring the ‘abroad’ smell hame
 
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The Bail family are currently in that place ‘abroad’ (Lanzarote) and I’m melting through the flairs as it’s roasting hot!

Living life as it should be lived! I must pick up some floor cleaner so I can bring the ‘abroad’ smell hame
Aww take me baaaaaack...

Have you seen the time?
You need tae be getting yoursel inside and aw cosy by 4pm.
Salt soup and wee blankets for you'se aww.
 
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Tuesday...

Why the need to include pics of the dancers and info of a Scottish dance studio?

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The Bail family are currently in that place ‘abroad’ (Lanzarote) and I’m melting through the flairs as it’s roasting hot!

Living life as it should be lived! I must pick up some floor cleaner so I can bring the ‘abroad’ smell hame
Get yoursel some bespoke asevi cleaner hen, it’s braw👌🏻💎 then make sure youse are aw warum and cosy in the hotel for 5pm ma luvlie🥔❤
 
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The Bail family are currently in that place ‘abroad’ (Lanzarote) and I’m melting through the flairs as it’s roasting hot!

Living life as it should be lived! I must pick up some floor cleaner so I can bring the ‘abroad’ smell hame
Have a fab time lovely!
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The more he alters his pictures to beige, l think he'll be changing his colour scheme soon.

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Aww our wee Maria has gathered her petty cash to become a bespoke “investor” to save the small business “Morton’s rolls” 👌

What is so special about Mortons rolls? Are they different to normal roles? Maria won't have invested unless he can Klarna his investment...!
 
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What is so special about Mortons rolls? Are they different to normal roles? Maria won't have invested unless he can Klarna his investment...!
Hen mortons roll is a pyure stapul in the west oh scotland IYDKTGTK, pyure crispy like maria’s knickers. hope that helps tons a love💕😂
 
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Hen mortons roll is a pyure stapul in the west oh scotland IYDKTGTK, pyure crispy like maria’s knickers. hope that helps tons a love💕😂
I don't think I wanna taste them now actually. Not if I'm going to have to imagine eating Maria's shart stained, jizz stained pants 🤢 I will stick with my Lidls crusty rolls
 
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Aww take me baaaaaack...

Have you seen the time?
You need tae be getting yoursel inside and aw cosy by 4pm.
Salt soup and wee blankets for you'se aww.
Oor @Babybail93 moaning aboot the heat and poasting wintum pichures oan the app that isnae her joab.
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Get yoursel some bespoke asevi cleaner hen, it’s braw👌🏻💎 then make sure youse are aw warum and cosy in the hotel for 5pm ma luvlie🥔❤
Dae youse think there's fannies in Spain buying UK cleaning products, and poasting oan the app, it pyoor smells of Seedyhill and daeing bulgy eyes when sniffing them?

Hola mi amor 💃 #entoncessi
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What is so special about Mortons rolls? Are they different to normal roles? Maria won't have invested unless he can Klarna his investment...!
No you anol @AllieBee pyoor 🐍's aw oor this app. Youse huv obviously been neglected and no treatit tae a Morton's #gettaeken

I'm hoping Morton's rolls are saved and nae debates 🤞
 
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No you anol @AllieBee pyoor 🐍's aw oor this app. Youse huv obviously been neglected and no treatit tae a Morton's #gettaeken

I'm hoping Morton's rolls are saved and nae debates 🤞
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Aw living at the other end of the country I've never heard of them! But comparing them to Maria's pants has put me off em for life and nae debates!
 
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Hens... are we able to invite people? Mr Mouth wants in on the bleep washings and Marions foul bleeping mouth and dyslexic spelling.
 
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@Madge2022 you and me both doll #savetherolls all the talk of bread has pure got me craving an outsider 😋
We will be there wi I Marion, wi oor wee placards, save the Morton's. Mebbes we shud get matching hoodies like I Daisy Uncle.

Marion cud huv a dirty protest, nae difference fae his ordinary day either.
 
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Hens! I think karma oan ma arse has finally found me! No even 9pm and we’re back at the Villa. I’m shitting through the eye of a needle. So aye.

I feel like I’m possessed by oor Moira the noo
 
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Hens! I think karma oan ma arse has finally found me! No even 9pm and we’re back at the Villa. I’m shitting through the eye of a needle. So aye.

I feel like I’m possessed by oor Moira the noo
Klarna oan yer arse hen, just dont take a sleeping pill the night whilst youse have got the ibs explosion so aye
 
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