Is this new found delusional behaviour confidence aw doon tae that book The Secret?
Eating veg, getting a hair massacre cut, buying bright fushshshsia two pieces and loud girly shirts, goin doon the toon on a Saturday?
I might swerve oot ma lane and heed doon ta ma local charity shop fur a copy, see if I wake up next day 3 stone lighter with a Beehive hairdo belting oot Beyonce songs while hoovering ma high footfall area.
Might also #treatit masel ta a light ring and become and influencer, geeing advice about HRT and hot flushes the noo.