Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

[Anti-influencer]

Saw this picture and was gonna post it n say it’s goat Mazda’s hairdo but then a realised the wee duck actually has hunners mare hair than him

 

[CrapEars]

I don’t believe he’s actually gay. I think he’s asexual. As is Deek. Can you actually imagine those two doing anything sexual? I can’t.
and like you say, the gay guys I know are stylish, funny, brilliant people. Mario & Deek are just a pair of mentally challenged children playing at houses.

 

[Macmama]

Am fully clutching ma beek at aw you poets the night. Keep them coming ma lovelies.

Roses are red,
Derek’s a clementine
Mario’s gi’ein us dots of doom,
But he’s absolooootly fine

Or, ma luvlie, just for you

Roses are red,
Mario’s skin is so thin
He wears a shart card
And Bungle’s deed skin


AM HERE ALL NIGHT, MARION, YA WEE TURD.

 

[Curly]

The fake tan is green
Clearly had it in that flat since the day him and deek starting their relationship …. 15 years ago

 

[Runforestrun]

A big breakfast after his shift? How short is his ‘shift’ if it’s still gonna be breakfast time??

 

[Babybail93]

Them trainers are only in stock in a size 6 as well. SIX!! Wee hobbit

 

[Madge2022]

Couple of mair suggestions fur DJ Shart:
Fast food song.
Gangsta's paradise.
Ghetto supastar or as I Marion likes to call it ...

 

[Macmama]

Am absolootly fuming, ma luvlies. Jus’ cause I hud nae pants oan, the wee scrote has ripped me aff and done a poor imitation of @hopethishelpsallthebest finest works. Wee snake

Roses are red
Mario’s a snake
No swallowing that load
Was his mother’s mistake.

So aye and so forth.

 

[bosskaren70]

Ffs call the crem I’m deid you funny feckers

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Rotten little goblin!

Had to leave so fast cause it was the next lassie in lines turn! You only get your allotted 3 mins that you paid for Margo

 

[paperbackwriter89]

So Deed Deek swapped Domboii for Dumboii.

 

[Babybail93]

He’s going to be such an embarrassment either way. It’ll go two ways:
1) he’ll make a complete show of himself and be overly confident and be really inappropriate with James Hinch

2) he’ll be all shy and have the nervous sharts, turning her book signing into a toxic wasteland

 

[Babybail93]

Hahahhahaha

He’ll be FUMMING at this because he’s no able tae delete it as it’s oan Hinch’s page

 

[Babybail93]

What in all holy hell is that ….
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That my dear will be pebble dashing his shitter in about 30mins.

The only bit of colour in that whole dinner is the ridiculous amount of pepper he puts on everything

 

[Poptart]

Hot chocolate in a car park. Boom #blueticklife

 

[fabulosamaw]

I’m usually a lurker, but this had rattled me today, he has paid £12/13 to go to the signing of a CHILDRENS BOOK!!!!!! A CHILDRENS BOOK!!!! just so he can get a picture with Hinch! Sorry our Soph surely if they were that close friends she would have arranged to meet him for dinner or a coffee at least! He’s a first class creep! And a sad individual!!!

 

[mrsbucket]

Hard at work at the fuhl time joab I see. 10.30 and still posting his morning insta stories. Fuhl time my arse!

Back in your lane hen. Time works differently in Mario's wuruld. He has been with Deek for 10 years (even though D was hanging oot another fellas erse in 2014) and his 11am-3pm joab is fuhl time. Capesh?

You didn't know but you got tae know xx

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Fairly new here too but I must say, this had me screaming. What an obnoxious, arrogant little twat

What’s he ‘famous’ for? Living in a clean, pokey little flat and living up Mrs Hinch’s arsehole?

 

[Cinpab]

Pancakes are dry and dull bit like you then you fucking loser!!!

 

[twilightgarden]

Just watched Hinch’s story and it’s mostly women with their kids, fair enough. then there’s Thumb Heid of Paisley stinking up the shop with his seeping arse It looks so awkward and he sticks out like a sore thumb (ha) in that video!
Mortified for him.