Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!

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Hard at work at the fuhl time joab I see. 10.30 and still posting his morning insta stories. Fuhl time my arse!
Back in your lane hen. Time works differently in Mario's wuruld. He has been with Deek for 10 years (even though D was hanging oot another fellas erse in 2014) and his 11am-3pm joab is fuhl time. Capesh?

You didn't know but you got tae know xx
 
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He sucks the joy out of everything, miserable auld cow. He only likes autumn (not Halloween) and Christmas cos he’s desperate for attention & validation.
 
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What the fluff has he been buying the noo.

Are they not supposed to be nearer the headboard?

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I don’t know what type of pancakes he’s eating! I guess if you eat them plain then yeah 🥴
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I don’t know what type of pancakes he’s eating! I guess if you eat them plain then yeah 🥴
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He only says tit like this to try and sound interesting. He’s the most basic witch

I’m actually surprised he doesn’t like Shrove Tuesday. He’s the biggest tosser in Scotland so I thought it’d be right up her street.
 
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He's realised today he is a waste of space & breath.

 
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Thread suggestion #94 Lips are dry and he's just dull.

Courtesy of Mario himself.
 
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