That floor cleaner looks horrendous! Is it so he can kid on he's feeling SpAnIsH vIbEs & so forth 
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It doesn’t look too pet friendly either, that poor cat is gonna be walking it all over her delicate paws and furThat floor cleaner looks horrendous! Is it so he can kid on he's feeling SpAnIsH vIbEs & so forth
Saw this picture and was gonna post it n say it’s goat Mazda’s hairdo but then a realised the wee duck actually has hunners mare hair than him
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The rank cooncil door handle
He’s so late to it aswell, the lassies on that vile app tiktok have raved aboot spanish cleaning products for ages. But oor wee Maz will be acting as if he’s built the companies up fae the ground! He’s made the products sell oot!That floor cleaner looks horrendous! Is it so he can kid on he's feeling SpAnIsH vIbEs & so forth
He cleans the floors then shoves his ring light on (pretends it’s the sun) and lies down in his y fronts and pretends he’s in Spain so aye and so forth x
That bespoke place “abroad”
S o Aye a n d So F o rth
No wonder he don’t get any paid ad’s - could anyone understand what he was banging on about ! Make it make sense Marion !
- The cat hates him
- why is the phone swaying all over the place like his on a boat?
Marion my day began about two hours ago you lazy blue tick bastard xx
Those cushions are halfway down the bed now. How many more is he gonna buy?
A came here tae say the same thing hen. Where do they aw go when he gets his fat arse intae bed?
In the high footfall area
Up his arse maybe?
Oh feck off you freak of nature 
Why do his stories zoom past so quickly? You get a good ten seconds on everyone else’s account but his skip to the next within two seconds.
That bed is like an obstacle course now he’s added those two bespoke tampons to it, his bed and his rules on this wan so aye
The irony of him saying pancakes are dry and dull....describing himself to perfection
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