Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[Manbagzda]

His security will be compromised with his blue tick the noooo. Hunners aye lovelielielies will hound him, his life will change nooo.

Wait. No it won't. He applied for it, it wasn't just randomly given
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Thread suggestion #giving us the ick with his blue tick

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Mortified for her sharing all the huns crawling up her ring piece over a blue tick!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

A blue tick that he has applied for

his content shows the following -

- Jam Jar, Spoons, Castle Avicci.. Home Bargains, B&M
- A wave in the mirror on the bedsit landing
- A weekly change of the bedding
- Wasting money on more plastic shite for the postage stamp in Paisley towers even though he has every square ft of that tiny flat covered already and has no more space
- Buys his own cleaning products to advertise - remember the lenor was it? and he did that embarrassing video trying to describe how they smelt - oh god the faces he made
- Uploads videos and pictures of far away destinations wishing he could be there but won't ever be because he's a boring hermit who is in debt up to his eyeballs
- On a saturday night posts you tube music videos because he has no mates or a social life and doesn't go out over the door
- Treats himself regularly even though he works 45 mins a week
- Cat hates him
- Owns fake gucci's

Just pure riveting stuff.

 

[Manbagzda]

Wait. Just seen his post acting surprised as if it just magically happened. He would have had to apply for it. Oh god how embarrassing

Also, he won't be able to change his username now, forever cleaning with Mario but he doesn't actually clean. He should get reported for being inauthentic.

 

[SuzyE]

Mortified for her sharing all the huns crawling up her ring piece over a blue tick!

I bet they're fuming and busy inboxing each other to stab him in the back as we speak

 

[Manbagzda]

Might report his profile for false information

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Wait. Just seen his post acting surprised as if it just magically happened. He would have had to apply for it. Oh god how embarrassing

Also, he won't be able to change his username now, forever cleaning with Mario but he doesn't actually clean. He should get reported for being inauthentic.

And his username is so long, you can't see the blue tick when you're on his page hahaha.

The sheets will be needing a gud wash tomorrow after he treatits hisself tonight hens.

 

[Cinpab]

Mortified for her sharing all the huns crawling up her ring piece over a blue tick!

You'd think he’s just invented the cure for cancer

 

[bigmouth1927]

What the actual duck?! As if. Does he declare any income?! I'm pyoor raging hens. That fat bleeping fart winds me straight up!

 

[Caw1982]

So Martin has manifested a blue tick, shame its not going to change that he has a wee little, tiny, prick

 

[Pepsi]

So after 5 years the OG hus a blue tick, does that mean it's now his joab and so forth?

 

[Skyflier6727]

Dear god you would think he had won a Grammy (sing it tae me hen - no ma quote) not just got a blue tick. It doesn’t mean yer famous Marion

 

[OhhBacon]

Dear god you would think he had won a Grammy (sing it tae me hen - no ma quote) not just got a blue tick. It doesn’t mean yer famous Marion

This.
I just don't get it? All the congratulations messages, make no sense to me. Why oh why is it such an achievement? I equate it to being rich in monopoly money, totally worthless.
There are folks on Instagram with 10% of his following making more?

 

[Babybail93]

Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick

 

[bigmouth1927]

Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick

Smell the wealth hen! (No ma quote)

I'd take a dose of bleeping chlamydia from sharing deeks crack pipe than be oor Marion.

 

[Caw1982]

Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick

Yeah same, I will rest easy knowing that I am always winning over that bleep

 

[SuzyE]

Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick

Exactly. The blue tick changes nothing. His life is still cleaning toilets, living in a tiny run down flat, no savings, no real friends. Yeah, I'll keep my life as well over his any day

 

[laynelo_]

So after 5 years the OG hus a blue tick, does that mean it's now his joab and so forth?

Naw hen. This app isny his joab his joab is his joab so aye

Also I suspect why we’re no seeing these pics way the luvlies on the streets is because last time it happened he exposed himsel way his shart card on the end of a sunflower lanyard, even at that these mysterious luvlies are aw in his heed, he must be having drug induced psychosis fae smoking Deeks wacky backy

 

[Babybail93]

1 in the afternoon on a Tuesday and this bleep is still at home?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

So what exactly did she use for photo ID. She doesnae have a driving licence and she never leaves her hometown so there’s nae passport either!