Just saw this n thought of oor Marigold, must be the beak x
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What pearls of wisdom has the Glaswegian Gandhi bestowed upon me this weekend ?
Red Raspberry has a citrus note.
Bespoke means ‘no one can copy it.
Pistachios are the top note in a new bespoke scent
Pure wealth is also a scent.
Mario thinks the OK sign is
Mario also owns a highlighter pen
‘Right f*cking noo’ must be AMA bespoke sales pitch dialogue as I don’t hear it from sales reps of other brands
I have to face life ‘dead on’ and I am all I have
If I guide my mind on the right path I must be a ‘fiend’
The illiterate twit has ripped my knitting tonight with his “the brave always get dealt the hardest of cards but that’s because your built to come through it”
Red Raspberry has a citrus note.
Bespoke means ‘no one can copy it.
Pistachios are the top note in a new bespoke scent
Pure wealth is also a scent.
Mario thinks the OK sign is
Mario also owns a highlighter pen
‘Right f*cking noo’ must be AMA bespoke sales pitch dialogue as I don’t hear it from sales reps of other brands
I have to face life ‘dead on’ and I am all I have
If I guide my mind on the right path I must be a ‘fiend’
The illiterate twit has ripped my knitting tonight with his “the brave always get dealt the hardest of cards but that’s because your built to come through it”
@Babybail93 are you gonna be the first in line to buy his book ma wee hen 
Is he saying that he is.....brave? He who can't even catch a train home from London by himself?What pearls of wisdom has the Glaswegian Gandhi bestowed upon me this weekend ?
Red Raspberry has a citrus note.
Bespoke means ‘no one can copy it.
Pistachios are the top note in a new bespoke scent
Pure wealth is also a scent.
Mario thinks the OK sign is
Mario also owns a highlighter pen
‘Right f*cking noo’ must be AMA bespoke sales pitch dialogue as I don’t hear it from sales reps of other brands
I have to face life ‘dead on’ and I am all I have
If I guide my mind on the right path I must be a ‘fiend’
The illiterate twit has ripped my knitting tonight with his “the brave always get dealt the hardest of cards but that’s because your built to come through it”
Fiends, oor lives are going to be good 
(no ma quote btw) Ps I posted loads of stuff from a book but my boyfriend read it and said I need to write my own book of no ma quotes 
(no ma quote btw) Ps I posted loads of stuff from a book but my boyfriend read it and said I need to write my own book of no ma quotes I've honestly just spent a good few minutes convinced my memory is going, I've had a few lethalHe really does talk shiteView attachment 1941251View attachment 1941252View attachment 1941253View attachment 1941254
or I've had a stoke. Quickly realised I'm completely fine and entirely sober, it's just another one of Mario's completely incoherent ramblings. Does he read nothing back to himself? If he thinks that is coherent, I don't believe he's capable of reading even Greedy's book nevermind the others! I'd honestly be embarrassed if I was spouting tit on IG thinking it was profound yet not having a single sentence make any sort of sense. I am not buying Derek suggesting a book in a non-facetious manner. I think that's just a delusion of grandeur! Or maybe Derek trying to find ways of shutting him up so he doesn't have to listen to his crap since the petty cash hadn't kept him quiet.
Let's see if he jumps on the bandwagon of posting about the earthquakes in Turkey. Hinch has already done it
*bespoke chef's kiss*What would he actually write a book about? Maybe a reverse money guide where he reveals the best ways to get yourself into a financial hole and prevent yourself from actually achieving your real dreams because you’ve spend all your money on shite to get validation from strangers on Instagram. You too could stay stuck in your tiny council flat all your life and never travel or have a social life.
He needs shutting down. Imagine, actually thinking seriously that you should write a book. I wouldn’t trust him to write a shopping list. He’s not interesting, has & daes nothing, goes naewhere, and is the most deluded person oan that app. Nae debates.
He’s going to share gushing messages from “hunners of his lovelies” today, telling him to write a book.
All these garbled, nonsensical motivational quotes -he’s trying to be the new Mr Motivator.
All these garbled, nonsensical motivational quotes -he’s trying to be the new Mr Motivator.
As long as he doesn’t wear the LycraAll these garbled, nonsensical motivational quotes -he’s trying to be the new Mr Motivator.
It won't be just one book, will be a series of bestsellers
Bespoke cosy in a Beirut bedsit.
Youse dae youse.
Cooking fur fannies.
Crissmas in October.
How to make fiends and influence(r) people.
He would dae a book signing at Pendoolum, his safe space
Cooking fur fannies would just be a long list of takeaway phone numbers
He better no. bleep couldn’t even point out the UK on a map nevermind TurkeyLet's see if he jumps on the bandwagon of posting about the earthquakes in Turkey. Hinch has already done it
It's terrifying this idiot thinks he could write a book. He's hoping someone will ask him to write about his bespoke journee.
I’m done. The little scrote has got a blue tick, ffs.
Never gonna hear the end of this
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Record breaker, only verified Instagram account that makes no money.Never gonna hear the end of this
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