I think we joked his real name was Martin, but it was discovered that his real name is, in fact, Mario. Sorry to disappoint lovely.
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Whits she getting up tae the day hens? I canny bring masel to go and browse her page. Knocks me sick so she does. Probably a greasy breakfast swimmin in oil followed by a jaunt roon B&M for mare shite she disny need
Cooried up on the concrete slab with a wee seasonal blanket and drink. The bed will be stripped and airing - although piled high with cushions, pillows and dusty throws
Deek will be at work and the wee housewife in Maz will get the soup maker out to do them a bowl of salt with butter and a wee toaty part baked roll.
Can predict him like clockwork hen, nae debates lol
Never won a game oaf hide and seek as a wean wi that conk #ifyounoseyounose #gettaenose
You'd smell him before you see him anaw, honking wee goblin
Her snout”s that big it hings over her single shower cubicle and then she has a few sly puffs a deed deeks hash pipe
Late to the party tattlers but that bleeping queen has wound me up again. Pump up the jam was released in 1989. The way hes going on is like him and his tit hat were dropping Es at the Hacienda age 5.
I'm not convinced hes even a real gay man. He's so bleeping insincere. Absolute foreskin. Argh!!!!
I'm not convinced hes even a real gay man. He's so bleeping insincere. Absolute foreskin. Argh!!!!
He’s no go a house hen, just a bedsit
The fat slag is oot for brunch hen's. She needs a wee mobility scooter to haul her fat arse around, nae debates.
Well,lads, I've no been oan here , i've caught glimpses of his weekend! Wis going tae sit down wae a brew whilst ma waens are oot wae their pals, unlike Mazda Fae Asda, and read ma book, just like shartin Martin hisself, instead am going tae sit wae a glass a wine 
and catch up wae u hilarious lot, ready Tae clutch ma beak, spine bright everyone, keep you power xxxx
and catch up wae u hilarious lot, ready Tae clutch ma beak, spine bright everyone, keep you power xxxx
Has the fat slag ever eaten something that wisny frozen or a takeaway? Don’t think so. IBS through the flair boards the night and so forth
Captain Beaky & green Teef out for brunch again!!!!!! Ffs do they ever cook?
Oh wait aye the eggs
Oh wait aye the eggs
Wtf is that?! Nothing says "brunch" like chicken that looks like it's been swept off the floor 2 weeks after it was cooked with chips *chefs kiss*Has the fat slag ever eaten something that wisny frozen or a takeaway? Don’t think so. IBS through the flair boards the night and so forth
He makes a lovely stoviesCaptain Beaky & green Teef out for brunch again!!!!!! Ffs do they ever cook?
Oh wait aye the eggs
You aw need tae get back in yer ain lane. Marion is using his influncer powers and putting the small business Spoons on the map. IYDKYNTGTK 
Martin looks like he smells. Anytime I see pictures of him I just imagine he stinks. I don’t know where these has came from my lovelies, but fragile today and he’s making me want to be sick. Il reverse back into my own lane 
mwah
mwahGutted!!!
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