Why is he saying if he is ever "blessed" with kids? Is he waiting for them to be #gifted doesn't he understand as a gay man that's not something that is going to happen to them unless they do something about it. twit.
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bleeping GUFT 
Oh Marion only you could duck up an actually decent PR gift
Oh Marion only you could duck up an actually decent PR gift
Ah thought Marion didnae get tickets fur the bodyguard, something tells me he'd be a right pain in the derriere at theatre #singithen 
Hen's, meet Lilly and Blu. #ad #gifted
Poor bairns, both look like their mama and not their dadda deek.
If they inherit Mario's looks and brain cell, they'll be looked up in the attic with the boujee
That pure reminds me of the auld hogmanay Scottish tele shows, think it was called thingmayjig?
Mario your name is tit. Your gufted kids names are tit.
What an absolute weapon chantin oan Molly Mae from the rooftops like a teenage lassie. He just embarrasses himself every time he daes anything. Sit down and get some class.
What an absolute weapon chantin oan Molly Mae from the rooftops like a teenage lassie. He just embarrasses himself every time he daes anything. Sit down and get some class.
<3 bespoke
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He's never bumped into anyone with his name, that's because you don't go anywhere outside a 4 mile radius of Paisley.
Also just because someone is from Italy doesn't mean they're all called Mario. Thinks he is the only Mario non Italian heritage in Glasgow.
Ooh, in the last 2 days he's gained some more followers fools.
He's got a t-shirt on tonight he feeling the cold in that cold bedroom? Or other night when he's top half was naked was that actually after he let Deed Deek have a shot of his sharty arse and came straight on stories to rant. Well romantic that.
I laughed so much at this, my husband had to pause the TV while I got it oot ma system! It's so true, I'm wondering is he expecting the wee Robin, to put wee baby Blu in the high footfall area, while they sleep. Or maybe every month she's sticking ovulation tests up her gaping fat hole.
Sing it Hen xx
Pure Bespoke family
Pure Bespoke family
screaming at this, husband has also had to just stop the tv to frown and sigh at me
he’s that much of a plank he’s prolly waiting for a wee stork tae drap a wean aff at his seedhill quarters. Keep dreaming aboot having weans mario! Never will happen (thank duck)
Maybe Shrek Rendall will guft I Marion and Deek the twins Teddy and Blu, can you imagine the combination of her and Mario’s genes combined
Omg
Wee baby with 3 ginger hairs on its heid, a massive beak and poached egg eyes.Giant egg heads in green and peach tracksuitsOmg
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