Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[SuzyE]

Mortified for her sharing all the huns crawling up her ring piece over a blue tick!

I bet they're fuming and busy inboxing each other to stab him in the back as we speak

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

How will your night consist, ma lovelies?

 

[twilightgarden]

Why's his face red and his neck white ???

That ring light was a pure waste of money

Ooft could he be any more thumb like?! He must be blind after all if he thinks that rotten mug needs to be lit up for all to see on insta. Ugly neep.
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Thank you for the new pic lovely.
The lips. Those fucking lips. I saw less craters bespokely flying over the Grand Canyon.

#smellthewealth

 

[puddleduck]

Ah sometimes wunner if he does all this illiteracy on purpose.
You ken a bit like Joey Essex, pretending he can't tell the time / tie his shoe laces / spell his name etc.

But actually he's just a thick, unfortunate looking, fat waste of oxygen. Sponges from society and gives nothing in return.

He's delusional... I know that much..

 

[puddleduck]

What's going on with his ?

 

[Freefalling]

Oor Hannah. She’s the owner of Ava May. The lassie the wanker went doon to see in London. Believe she has a very sexy ex anaw so aye

Yes, I know it's Hannah but why did she call her business Ava May? Just wondered if it meant anything. Think I need to get in ma scratcher, I'm overthinking shite now

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Posting this so you all have nightmares the night. So aye, klarna oan yer arses and so forth.
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Where have the fillers gone? His top lip is even more non existent than before.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I'm the same. I'm trying to get the prices for the wiki and for the life of me I canna find this dish.

It's the chicken basket I think hen.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Totally spot on!. He has to be so jealous of what they have. And when he keeps repeating that he's happy in his cosy flat I'd call him a liar to his face, because no one in their right mind would want to stay in that horrible block of flats.

The size of his nose
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His nose reminds me of an elephant nose seal.

 

[MrsP82]

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Forgot to add the strangler finger’s chefs kiss to my last post

I pretty sure in German that sign means ar$e hole

 

[saltandvinegarcrisps]

Oh hell nooo.

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Where does he store all the tat?! Is that Xmas tree and multiple styles of tacky decor stored in the bedsit 🫣

 

[AllieBee]

It was a joke ma lovelie. She's a wee c...... - no ma quote.

Ha I know it was but she made me really cross with that cuntish behaviour of hers. Deek needs to give her a good seeing to......

 

[Sloppys]

I didn’t realise weatherspoons did brunch

Only in Mario’s world. So aye.

 

[Soayeandsoforth]

What is he saying when he is moaning about sofa cleaning, Port lid? What's a port lid?

 

[bigmouth1927]

At this stage I feel more sorry for the junkie neighbours who have to put up with him.

I suppose ye have to question why they're junkies so they are? I'd be off my tits 24/7 living next to him!

 

[Madge2022]

I wonder it anyone else that lives in a hutch has ever got a blue tick? Any verified rabbits out there completed an application form for one?

I think my pet rabbit has mair space than the bedsit.
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The scabby bastard does have a heart and does read here. Look at the piss poor fundraising attempt!

He's an influencer noo hen, it's in his bespoke contract #soaye
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Anyone know why he doesn’t have a sphonge discount code anymore? They bump him? Realise his vileness is bad for their brand?

Cos his bedsit is bogging and has numerous chemical plug ins, diffusers, candles disguising the bogging smells.

 

[mammaof3]

Mario. There was no need to have eaten all the chocs if you objected that much.
Idiot.

 

[mammaof3]

 

[mammaof3]

What the hell, how is what he has posted classed as brunch?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I'd love to know how that business is still going with the prices they charge.

Mario puts them on the map