Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[Caw1982]

Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick

Yeah same, I will rest easy knowing that I am always winning over that cunt

 

[laynelo_]

He’s probably angling to be a midwife.

You needty be capable a reading and writing ma luvlie, neither a which are skills Mario possesses so aye

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Only fans my lovely so aye. Derek and the sweaty arse crack, live from the bumming fort of bruiet towers

@hopethishelpsallthebest will have to be their Only Fans Tattle viewer. Think of the creations she could treatit us too

 

[RubySky478]

Hold on one fucking minute. Is his name GENUINELY Martin (no Mario) or are you having us on/it’s an inside joke?!

 

[Mum3boys]

Was starving earlier ma lovelies so ah hud a wee bowl of patchoulis for ma brunch. Getting thum oot thir shells is a basturt right enough.

Ooh I bet they looked so pretty in the bowl, pyoor stonning , did they reek of wealth too, I need to get tae ken about this wan Chefs kiss

 

[bigmouth1927]

The scabby bastard does have a heart and does read here. Look at the piss poor fundraising attempt!

 

[Madge2022]

Maybes the wee ghost Robin has just got round to telling him about the books, so aye

See, telt youse he was the new St Francis of Assisi. A little bird telt him.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

So he applied to be verified how long ago?
Why is he acting surprised does he think there is someone that sits on Instagram and says okay today I will knight Marion martin Mario with a blue tick.
He probably has a provisional license lol, if he made use of it and got an actual full license he can then get himself a wee blue badge.
Derek oor Soph has a blue tick ooooo I purrre neeed one (in his whiny baby voice).
It's really no big deal anyone can get it jut a bit harder to if don't have as many followers.
What does he mean is 2023 going to be a good year for him? I've never heard of him going through a hard time.

He’s too blind to be allowed to drive hen

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Licking Hinch’s hoop again n her latest reel. She doesn’t like you Martin so stop being such a try hard. Also, pishing masel at his reflection in his latest ad

 

[SuzyE]

Exactly. Hinch knew what she was doing when she replied to her. She knew her sheep would pile on. She’s done it before. She loves a bit of drama & it gives her an excuse to say people are trolling her. They’re all the same these Insta huns, happy to give a load of crap out but whinge and cry if they get any grief back. Mario claims to not read negative messages, but the fact that he limits his DMs and blocks anyone who disagrees with him shows he’s just as bad as the rest of them. Having a different opinion is NOT trolling. But the huns - and I include Mario in that - cannot tell the difference. Idiots.

Speak of the devil. Hinch is on Lorraine after the break

 

[mammaof3]

He talked aboot the Whitney musical aka The Bodyguard on Jan 18th, so the stupid fooker could have bought some tickets then.

Mario just book into the Crowne agin if ya want a bath.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Advertising his P&J package in his manky goony again pure howlin nae debates ma lovelies

 

[teaandgoss101]

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Blue tick or no blue tick, people still don't feel the love.


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Fucking hell does he think he is a life guru to influencers now he has a blue tick.

He is an absolute blue tick wanker

 

[Edie Po]

Excuse me but our wee Maria's the original Ebenezer Goode..🫠

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Old Mario treatits

"Find someone who sees you when you feel invincible."
"It may not be sunny but how nice is it to feel nice day cool."
"When you find that one, life becomes such an adventure more."

#mariosquotes

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Chefs kiss right her hen , Di Mario. clutching my beek mazza suits a wee blonde pixi cut wonder if we can convince him to go on a wee Di wig journey

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Only cos Sofa was trying to do the same

its so obvious and he doesn't even realise. That blue tick has gone to Martins head

 

[bigmouth1927]

Hen's, meet Lilly and Blu. #ad #gifted
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Fkn crying!

 

[mammaof3]

A blue tick means nothing. You can buy one ffs.

I'm affronted with maself, I was thinking of Twatter where you can buy a tick.

Shame, shame, shame on me.

Still means fook all though.

 

[MrsJ2000]

Where is he gonni keep the barbie dream hoose, him and wee Deek wull use it tae manifest a back door?

It can go in the high footfall area and oor Rayn will have to use it as her new bed #upgrade #treatit

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

People like fucking Maureen shouldn’t be allowed access tae the inter web! She doesn’t know what it means? So for all she knows it could be a Pedalo tick, meaning he’s oan a fiddler register.

But yeah, you well done him our Mo. Silly old cunt

*clutches beak* and staggers tae the kitchen for a cup of tea. Fucking hilarious