Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[SuzyE]

How can anyone offer up their dick, to this? Really now. How can anyone kiss it? It's the most disgusting thing I've seen, like a blob with buckled teeth, so aye, relatively.
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I can't get over the colour of his face to his neck and how much beef he's put on. But yeah, he's definitely not worth a second glance
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Why is he trying to lick Molly-Mae's ass constantly now, she isn't gonna be your bestie Martin. Sad weirdo

As if she'd fall over herself to acknowledge him as well. He's a delusional twat
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Blue tick or no blue tick, people still don't feel the love
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Whoops, bad luck Maz

 

[mammaof3]

What's with the thumbs up. Need to stop biting them nails Mario.

The blue tick has gun ta his heed.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I very much doubt he has had anybody telling/posting him or seen other opinions saying that her name is awful, he just likes to sprout oof on one.

Stop sticking ya beak into other people's business.

Shut the fuck up.


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Bambi isn't a name, Maria/Marion ffs.

 

[mammaof3]

I know I’m going to regret asking but…
I can see chips, coleslaw and mayo but what are the other two items?

I'm the same. I'm trying to get the prices for the wiki and for the life of me I canna find this dish.

 

[Skyflier6727]

She’s got a cheek talking out Bleeding Gums Murphy wearing his Christmas pjs, when she had her tree up in October

Wee Deek didn’t look best pleased did he?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Every time I see this thread title, I scream it’s amazing and I don’t think it’ll never not be funny.

 

[Madge2022]

Cannae wait hen. Aw cosy and warum.
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Ah bet he makes wee Deek go in efter him using his clatty water wi sharty bits floating aboot.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Nah, don't wanna be kind to that nasty little goat!

It was a joke ma lovelie. She's a wee c...... - no ma quote.

 

[Madge2022]

Sorry my lovelie but I am a gay man and I actually have two children. Iydkgtk

Dae ye huv a wee mangina like Marion doll? Jist ma wee joke ma lovelie

Marion cud 'borrow' a couple of kids fae his new bestie Trolloman, she spits them oot so often probably canni remember how many she huz.
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Saw this from Poppybelleflorals, whits he gonna dae wi aww the candy cane shit now.
Canny wait tae see his new theme, not long tae wait Hens. So aye
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It's goat a wee button mushroom just like Marion #soaye

 

[Johnnoijones]

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Why is the TV on all of the time?

 

[bigmouth1927]

What the actual fuck?! As if. Does he declare any income?! I'm pyoor raging hens. That fat fucking fart winds me straight up!

 

[Madge2022]

Aw hens we’re gawn through these threads faster than a castelvecchi through Marions shite pipe! No be long til thread #100, may a suggest then we aw share oor fav Mazda moments and screenshots? Tonsa love on this fine S u n d a y

So many tae choose fae. Wan oaf ma favourite moments is when ah fun his singing #choon #takemeback

Cleaning with Mario #83 10 times oota 10 Mario pays by Klarna. So Aye

Seasonal cleaning products? Never heard of it. I dread to think how much he's spent on it! Does anyone remember when candy cane lame was up last year? What date? The back of his heid always cracks me up, from where Maw Sadie couldnae bare tae pick it up as a wean. No wonder he is puddled...

tattle.life

 

[MrsJ2000]

And he’s started rambling about a book!! Hilarious!

 

[SuzyE]

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Make it make sense hen?!

He comes out with some stupid posts

Not sure about daft, but after that post to Hinch I'd say still backward and illiterate

 

[One-of-hunners]

The size of that neck!
Ah noo he'd pit oan the weight and ah always thought that filter dusney dae much justice cause ah cause always see the craters on that beak but Jesus that neck has been hidden!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Why is he trying to lick Molly-Mae's ass constantly now, she isn't gonna be your bestie Martin. Sad weirdo

Only cos Sofa was trying to do the same

 

[Whats the 411]

He would dae a book signing at Pendoolum, his safe space

 

[mammaof3]

A blue tick means nothing. You can buy one ffs.

and he's limited the comments on the post!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I canni believe I'm telling you nasty trolls this, but I've got the secret DVD and CD (bet Marion wishes he hud bought them instead of the book) and I've got The Magic in book form. I quite liked listening to the CD on way to work and nae debates but it was probably the music that was uplifting rather than the talking. DVD I watched once. The magic you do exercises for 28 days, I started it many times but only completed it once, which I was chuffed about I don't see Marion doing the exercises as they can take up quite a bit of time and we awe ken how busy he is.

Mebbes ah'm rang and Marion wull start his ain religion like scientology, and we'll aw huv klarna on oor erses.

Exercises hen? Fuck that, so aye

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Some absolute TWAT has sent him flowers!! What sort of world are we living in FFS!! I despair!!

I wouldn't be so sure hen - the same bald gif has probably bought them for himself. #weirdo