She’s got a cheek talking out Bleeding Gums Murphy wearing his Christmas pjs, when she had her tree up in October
Probably raging that wee Deek started his crissmas 2023 afore him. After all he doesn't want Derek thinking he's something better than he is. Prick.She’s got a cheek talking out Bleeding Gums Murphy wearing his Christmas pjs, when she had her tree up in October
Do we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!
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I read that as Springum or Scrotum the first two times
That was the non famous Mario hen #iydkgtkThe Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays
At least Mario hasn't influenced him to butcher it himself yetDo we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!
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Since then he's became a seasoned travel expert.The Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays
Disnae like the sand getting in her fannyThe Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays
Then he posted Lapland. Iv been there. -30°. That would really gee her something to greet aboutThe Maldives, I thought Mario said he doesn’t do sunny beach holidays
Has Deek pissed hisself? Sure that's a wet patchDo we think that when Derek goes to the barber he asks for the Sid from Toy Story Special? Identical!
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Either a sweaty arse or a leakHas Deek pissed hisself? Sure that's a wet patch
Shes an abrasive cunt at the best of times!Disnae like the sand getting in her fanny
They'd need special assistance right upto the plane. Both brandishing their shart cards. Marion elbowing the air hostesses out of the way to get a photo with the pilot.Spends one night in London with a carer and now thinks he’s off to the Maldives and NorwayImagine him and dead Deek trying to navigate an airport
Having to learn that shart card or not, turbulence means you have to stay sitting - and quite probably shitting in your seat.They'd need special assistance right upto the plane. Both brandishing their shart cards. Marion elbowing the air hostesses out of the way to get a photo with the pilot.
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