Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, just caught up and I'm one hunner percent over the moon that we've been treatit.
Drawing his bespoke gaping hole on the cooker, with cif.
Swaying his massive arse in front of the mirror, looking like a fat giraffe in that hoosecoat.
Her titty pumping her 48dd's.
Sniffing her own shart.
Cotton wool stuck to the side of her face.
Petty cash.
KFC ready to blow Deek out the bumming fort.
Being purely affronted with milk tray.
So aye and so forth. Treatit.

 

[SuzyE]

He said he's been going on deep cleaning but only 2 hours worth of stories. Don't believe took him 4 hours to do all that today I'd believe it if he had rearranged the furniture but no sofa slab is still blocking radiator.

If he took 4 hours to clean that tiny flat, it tells me it was absolutely filthy. And going off the state of his oven l think that confirms it. Scruff!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Filthy is what it is Marion, you dirty fat slut.

 

[Mum3boys]

So in his already mouldy bedroom he’s steamed the carpet? Does he just not get it. Steam = water = more excess water in the air = Mold! Can’t imagine he’s flung all his windows open either.

Back to your aine lane you go hen , he’s got all his Windaes open and he just loves it, it’s dead fresh, so aye

 

[muscadet]

He looks like a Greggs sausage roll in that housecoat

 

[Madge2022]

Is this next year's Christmas theme?

Wee Deek wull be affronted tae show his face at the lodge if it's a green crissmas in Beirut towers. Mebbes Marion wull get him Celtic jammies tae fit wi the colour scheme

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Is this next year's Christmas theme?

She's definitely doing the grinch theme. One hunner percent, nae debates oan my post, its the grinch and so forth.

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Hang a woah now, how the hell is she getting around that bed with her child bearing hips. (Not ma quote, it's @Babybail93)

 

[coffeeislife21]

Cleaning with Mario: the shart smelling wood louse and the gingivitis milk tray man

 

[Ferguson]

I could no sleep wae ma heid that close tae the door (bedroom door, no front door. Although you could kiss the letterboax fram the bed too)

Ah suppose the layout is handy when he's laid in bed & the postman drops all the final demands & debt letters off.
Can just reach his arm oot tae the letterboax and so forth.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Ah suppose the layout is handy when he's laid in bed & the postman drops all the final demands & debt letters off.
Can just reach his arm oot tae the letterboax and so forth.

Ffs you’re a savage

 

[other things online]

Goat alot Tae catch up oan , as av bin living ma life as a should be as a got diagnosed wae an illness (no the shites) this week, but this thread keeps me clutching ma beak, i saw the recent tories and cudnae wait Tae get tattle.

Whit.the.duck.is.it?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

On a scale of 1-10, how raging is he that Hannah is in Paris and why would you say 10?

 

[mammaof3]

Not sure why the fat twit cleaned his oven when he dosna cook in it.

A takeaway again.

Mario, where's ya AIRFRYER?

 

[AllieBee]

God he's such a sad act isn't he? Mincing al9ng with his bag of Zoflora. What a fanny

 

[Ferguson]

Goat alot Tae catch up oan , as av bin living ma life as a should be as a got diagnosed wae an illness (no the shites) this week, but this thread keeps me clutching ma beak, i saw the recent tories and cudnae wait Tae get tattle.

Sending you hugs ma lovely

On a scale of 1-10, how raging is he that Hannah is in Paris and why would you say 10?

Ah'm gonna say 11.
Because the trip tae London for Hannah was a normal day oot at work, as she looks forward tae her travels. Nothing special.

As for Mazda, it was the only trip he will have this year, tae him it was like a roond the world trip. Tae be honest, he's probleys still jet lagged and so forth

 

[muscadet]

Ffs who paid their broadband bill dots galore of crappy music memories

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ffs who paid their broadband bill dots galore of crappy music memories

Dj D'Agostin is oan wan hen.

 

[Badaboom]

Awe no! He’s snapped the twigs off his diffuser trying to manoeuvre himself intae his bed

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Awe no! He’s snapped the twigs off his diffuser trying to manoeuvre himself intae his bed
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Aw it’s a Hinch one too I believe. Load of shite.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Awe no! He’s snapped the twigs off his diffuser trying to manoeuvre himself intae his bed
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Either is fat arse bumped intae it, Deek tried smoking it or Marion's pissed off with Hinch so he's making a point. So aye.