Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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That hotel room! My guest room is bigger. He could lie in bed and reach for his clothes from the wardrobe easily. Nope, sorry but you couldn't pay me to stay in that dated place, but for Mario it's just his thing

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Pyoor clutching ma bespoke beak at the room.
Even funnier that hev wants tae share it like its something tae show off aboot
 
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Did he no take the primark overnight bag with attached faux Burberry neckerchief in the end then?
 
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What ..Derek travelled to London to escort him home ? A grown man couldn’t do a journey on a train alone ? He such a manchild
 
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He's replied to nearly every post, but chose to ignore this one.
Answer it you ignorant little tosser. We can see it's not an expensive hotel

 
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My lovelies, I’m sat in the hair dressers and higher love was on and all I could think about was Marion dancing in my pjs and the sweaty pits and tattie hearts.
I need to bleach my eyes so aye. X
As long as you dinnae get a “Marion” haircut
 
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In fairness tae her, am the same - after you’ve been oan holiday, you come back hame, no food in the house, sick of eating foreign food and just want some of your own countries comfort food. #longhaul
 
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I'd love to see what Mario buys on his weekly shop, I bet it's all beige freezer food(potato smileys, alphabites, fish fingers etc etc)
 
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