His reel. Which we have already seen.
High blood pressure From fried food and high salt diet ma lovelie.I’m crying at him being shaded “Mario who never leaves his home town” looooollllllll. Am speechless at the antics hens. Why’s his face aboot tae explode like an over cooked tomato? So many Q’s
Oh hen, have you not seen his birthday photos with Hannah yet?! Marion and Deekz are about 4ft!I actually thought he was tallish scrawny guy but he actually quite a wee chunky monkey.
Usually it's a beer belly but take away belly he has.
Whoever said his head is like a hotdog is spot on. Never seen such a long bendy head and such a massive forehead in all my life!
Like a badgers arse henAnd wow how rough does she look without a filter?
He looks like he's trying to hold in a fart and nae debates! Knowing how much he loves Grinch, he much have been so nervous having that photo, so why the fook did he wear a polo neck with those chins and that belly? Surely you'd want to look half decent (well this is Mario, but you know what I mean) when meeting someone you've idolised?The gut on him
Are they jeans he's wearing. Badly fitting ones if they are
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I think he's been on here because he's just posted some.
Hi fat face
Look at the gut on herWhat an angle
What is with the timberlands ! They are buckling ? They must be fake or they can’t handle his cankles
He's like a fake action man fae poundland and nae debates. Whit a time tae be alive. Ah fun Marion jist efter crissmas 2022 but ah'll be thanking god the nite that ah've been here fur 2023 jurney.The gut on him
Are they jeans he's wearing. Badly fitting ones if they are
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I think he's been on here because he's just posted some.
Hi fat face
Don't be jel Margrit, youse still huv the nudes fae me.Black top, baby blue leggings, beige boots, great jacket and beige/brown scarf. Did he get dressed in the bleeping dark?
Not even 24 hours in London and he’s heading home. I’ve only ever done that when down from work and at that I don’t think it’s worth it.
He spent mair time getting ready fur the nieces dance show and nae debates.For someone who has an extensive collection of make up, lotions, potions and hair care products she doesn't look there is a single bit of slap on that coupon?! Wheres the make you sooooo good at doing mario hen?
Same here. Stumbled across the wee bleep just in time for Candy Cane Shame reveal, spent an evening reading the Wiki and pmsl, now gutted at missing out on all the craic since the OG started in 2018!He's like a fake action man fae poundland and nae debates. Whit a time tae be alive. Ah fun Marion jist efter crissmas 2022 but ah'll be thanking god the nite that ah've been here fur 2023 jurney.
Don't be jel Margrit, youse still huv the nudes fae me.
It’s they fat calves of his hen 🫶What an angle
What is with the timberlands ! They are buckling ? They must be fake or they can’t handle his cankles
That's what he gets for highlighting his fake anxiety as much. #DeservedI’m crying at him being shaded “Mario who never leaves his home town” looooollllllll.