Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

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#noinfluencer

Juss popping oan quickly tae say...

HE FINALLY MET GRINCH!

I bet he was like a fanboy meeting his TV star/music crush! Seeing as this has been planned for a while, you'd have thought he'd have lost some weight and wore something better - that polo neck looks very snug oan his 5 belleh and 18 chins....
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

I reckon he had a wee dig last night when he said I'll be that drunk influencer next
Is that for our benefit because we spoke of him ranting on stories, red faced and then drinks trolley disappeared.
He's acting a smart arse trying act cool, he's living this big lavash lifestyle being in company of Mrs.H & SS ...let's break it down Mario your almost 40 and this is your first time being in London acting like a school boy away with their mates on school trip and your not capable of making your own way back to Scotland, I could understand if it was a single female or someone traveling alone with kids.

London isn't a big deal, it's London an hour away on a plane.
He'll not go anywhere else now for rest the year.
 
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Doodlebug71

How will he cope with the toilet oan the train that you need to press lock on the door, I've seen many shitcidents of the door sliding open with someone sat oan the sharter so aye
 
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

Fucking hell ma lovelies, what a time to be behind on this thread! My bastard joab that’s my real joab because this ain’t my joab has had to take priority the last couple of days because the bastards wanted me in the office. Anyway, back to Shartin Martin, imagine your biggest achievement in life leaving your postage stamp and visiting London. What a sad little life Jane. Even sadder that he’s had to get Deek to travel to London to travel back with him. What’s wrong with the pussy As for meeting the Grinch and skanky, he’s going to be wanking over that for months. Sorry if I’ve repeated anything others have said, just couldnae wait until I’d caught up to comment. Anyway, see you all in about 15 pages…
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

twilightgarden said:
Does Solomon’s sister have some sort of condition? I always think she looks ill like she’s been dug up

Marion looks a shambles In his trackie top.He could have at least made an effort and squeezed his fat gut into his Pat Butcher blouse.
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She looks frail doesn't she esp with the deep eyes she has, when I first seen her on SS page I didn't know it was her sister before I read I actually assumed it was going to do with anorexia. Terrible I know thinking it but to my defense I don't follow either nor even knew she had a sister, her facial features threw me off.
 
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Rayne

Am off tae pick up Marion from London as I need a 16 hour train journae tae catch up oan this thread
 
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jolene89

Well my lovelies today has been a treat to behold and so forth. Sleeping in a cupboard, carer dumdum coming to collect him like a proud ma collecting their wean from school and he’s only met the one and only quagmire looking Hinch! What a life so aye.

A new bespoke profile photo from the trip to London so aye. Had to be done. IYDKGTK
 
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maeve87

Wit a dayn of dawn it’s been ma lovelies I huv tae say I’m a bit disappointed though, I thought Marion wis gonnae take over the world wi a new bespoke scents business but aw she did was go to the theatre and meet instabores. She cannae even travel hame herself and needs her home help to accompany her so aye she’ll probably never reach those higher heights n so forth if she needs assistance for something so trivial. Awk well atleast we can still laugh at her pathetic life ah hope Deek has stocked up oan the Tena lady for the jurney back tae Paisley Gilmore street
 
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GiftedNotFree

Babybail93 said:
“Never goes anywhere outside of his home town” screaming!!! Shady bitch. True though
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Absolutely burst out laughing at this caption hahahahaha she’s so obviously taking the piss out of him !!!! Beak has been clutched.

Why does he want this reputation of being some sort of weird hermit? Baldy boot that he is.
 
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Babybail93

jolene89 said:
And for those who don’t know who quagmire is, here you go ma lovelies. Tell me that doesn’t look like hinch in the wild with nae filter xoxo
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Cannot stand Hinch. Has anyone ever seen her and Cheryl Hole in the same room? Just asking
 
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Madge2022

You sound like Mario talking aboot baby girul Rayne ma lovelie. Huv ye started yer crissmas 2023 decorations? Ma wee joke hen, tonsa luv M x
 
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mammaof3

Thread suggestion
# 91 Went to London to see his friends. We all know they are all pretend.
 
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Madge2022

Babybail93 said:
“Never goes anywhere outside of his home town” screaming!!! Shady bitch. True though
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Jimmy Somerville small toon boy right enuf. Greedy mite be a big auld con artist but ah loved the shade and nae debates.
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

Madge2022 said:
You sound like Mario talking aboot baby girul Rayne ma lovelie. Huv ye started yer crissmas 2023 decorations? Ma wee joke hen, tonsa luv M x
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Nah hen. We aren't into Christmas decorating. We may have children but we are oot of the country often. Sounds more exciting than it is.
 
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Pepsi

Well he gained a few followers but sadly not for long, lets see if he gets any more off the backs of these other accounts from folks that have never heard of oor Mario. They are in for a treat
 
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