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Clutching ma beak and wiping away fake tears at this new bespoke thread. Av no been the best at keeping up wi him recently n am absolootely affronted at ma behaviour. Consider me back oan Mario watch coz you lot are the funniest thread aboot this establishment. Crusty Lipped Tattie kisses fur yeez aw 
Hello ma lovelies 
I've treatit masel tae a bespoke working from hame dae on Monday.
Am no gonna miss the jet-setters departure for anything.
What do we think his reason for cancelling will be?
Ceiling falls doon?
Onset of total blindness?
Didnae realise there was a train strike & has been oan the platform squinting doon the track for 5 hoors?
I've treatit masel tae a bespoke working from hame dae on Monday.
Am no gonna miss the jet-setters departure for anything.
What do we think his reason for cancelling will be?
Ceiling falls doon?
Onset of total blindness?
Didnae realise there was a train strike & has been oan the platform squinting doon the track for 5 hoors?
Bloody hell. I’ve just realised I’ve got to go to an appointment 2 hours away on Monday. Seriously considering postponing it so I can get aw cozy & watch Mario.
We know he can’t be going too far, because his security cannot be compromised.
No ma quote
No ma quote
I’ve got a bespoke working from home day on Monday too 
Cannae wait for Marion’s antics! Wee witch will be standing on the platform expecting to be escorted to first class. “DO YE KNOW WHO AM UR?! IYDKGTK!”
Cannae wait for Marion’s antics! Wee witch will be standing on the platform expecting to be escorted to first class. “DO YE KNOW WHO AM UR?! IYDKGTK!”
His favorite spot is by the window but doesn't include the view from window.
I've heard of a favorite room in a home not s corner
Two diffusers and a plug in. That must be the shart corner. Mebbes the brown throw didnae start oaf that colour
Toxic like her breath and so forth.Right @hopethishelpsallthebest a wee joabby fur youse please, a wee Britney/Marion trolly dolly pichure, loadsa luv fae yer biggest fan
Maybe the litter tray him and Rayne share is behind the sofa the noo. Probably tells people it’s an en suiteTwo diffusers and a plug in. That must be the shart corner. Mebbes the brown throw didnae start oaf that colour
@hopethishelpsallthebest Spat ma tea clean oot 
Let’s hope misfit jaw doesn’t go getting any ideas and dress up like that for her next night oot 
Let’s hope misfit jaw doesn’t go getting any ideas and dress up like that for her next night oot and the two numpties in the back too no tae mention the ubiquitous joabby.
Thanks doll, ye fair ken how tae cheer up auld Madge
Glade in the scent “dehydration”
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What are the guesses of where our wee Mildred is going on Monday, all the plans huh?
Prepare yourselves pals to be hugely underwhelmed
Prepare yourselves pals to be hugely underwhelmed
He’s only had that stupid sofa table 5 minutes hasn’t he? Reckons he can’t remember where it’s from, proves just how much tit he buys if he really can’t remember but personally I reckon he’s just being snidey! I’ve got to go to the office on Monday so I’ll be sneaking off every 5 minutes to check ma phone for the travel diaries of Martin
I refuse to believe this useless, fat, sack of tit is getting on a plane. He could be going to a wee spa for one night while "brother" pops back and fore, to feed Rayn the lion her 2 grand bag of cat food. So aye. But please God let it be a wee 1 birth caravan like father Ted. 
I just can’t
I always have to remind myself that it isn’t Stephen mulhern Rita, Sue and Bob too aka Marion, Deed Deek and RaynI refuse to believe this useless, fat, sack of tit is getting on a plane. He could be going to a wee spa for one night while "brother" pops back and fore, to feed Rayn the lion her 2 grand bag of cat food. So aye. But please God let it be a wee 1 birth caravan like father Ted.
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He’s only had that stupid sofa table 5 minutes hasn’t he? Reckons he can’t remember where it’s from, proves just how much tit he buys if he really can’t remember but personally I reckon he’s just being snidey! I’ve got to go to the office on Monday so I’ll be sneaking off every 5 minutes to check ma phone for the travel diaries of Martin
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