His new AMA scent I’m guessing will be called ‘candy cane Beruit towers cottage’. 
Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean
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Candy Cane Cottage but he lives in a studio flat in the worst part of Paisley. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!His new AMA scent I’m guessing will be called ‘candy caneBeruit towerscottage’.
Nothing he does makes any sense. I don’t know Paisley ma lovelie and I don’t want to get to know.
Candy Cane coke towers, so aye
Ma money is oan it being called Candy(cane)manHis new AMA scent I’m guessing will be called ‘candy caneBeruit towerscottage’.
Good for you Marion. You deserve a wee treat. Spend those pennies. (£1200+ on treats the last few months. That's only on the treats we've seen). 
Treatit hisself for the wiki:
Fur lined mushroom uggs: £45
Sofa table: £50
Treatit hisself for the wiki:
Fur lined mushroom uggs: £45
Sofa table: £50
Marion bought himself a sofa table.. he's obviously been reading here youse and myself taking piss out him for eating his dinner off he's lap. Marion needs get his Kerry katonas checked as it was a DINING TABLE...forgot he's no place to have one and doesnae have any visitors so back tae ma ain lane I go 
Whatever it’s called, it will smell like a hundred other wax melts out there already. Yankee have had candy cane candles for years as have lots of other brands, I’m sure nobody’s peeing their pants with excitement waiting for his new ‘colab’ with AMA. I love wax melts and candles and I’ve never bought a thing from AMA. So aye.
What the duck is a sofa table?! Is it a coffee table? Is it a dining table or is this another bespoke marionism? How many tables can one tiny box room need…Good for you Marion. You deserve a wee treat. Spend those pennies. (£1200+ on treats the last few months. That's only on the treats we've seen).
Treatit hisself for the wiki:
Fur lined mushroom uggs: £45
Sofa table: £50
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Where the frig is that table going to go?!. Every room in that tiny flat is looking more like an obstacle course.
Clutter Mario. Too much clutter
Clutter Mario. Too much clutter
Why does this bleep love glass and mirrored decor so much. Especially with a cat in the house, it'll just collect dust and hair. Forget the fact that there's barely any room in there as it is.
The duck he need a “sofa table” for? The coffee table is all of 3 inches from the sofa!
I smell a new sofa journey ma lovelies …. 
he’s done with the breeze block sofas, as we know. Can’t wait to see what monstrosity he goes with!
he’s done with the breeze block sofas, as we know. Can’t wait to see what monstrosity he goes with!He already mentioned a few weeks ago he's wanting another corner unit. He's never happyI smell a new sofa journey ma lovelies ….
Something just as rock hard and uncomfortableI smell a new sofa journey ma lovelies ….
A bleeping sofa table is just another hurdle in the Beruit towers assault course!!
I was gonna ask the same thing masel ma lovelie. Have never heard of a sofa table. I need to get tae know.
They've got to keep themselves entertained somehow in there
He must like stayin in amongst all that shite, he buys it aw and keeps buying mare and mare. I cannae stand clutter masel and I’d be in a pyoor rage living with all the shite he has rammed in that wee flat. I cannae imagine how it must affect his mental health living amongst all that crap either. Ma hoose is quite minimalistic anyway but when I have a good clear out I feel so much happier.Where the frig is that table going to go?!. Every room in that tiny flat is looking more like an obstacle course.
Clutter Mario. Too much clutter
But he doesnae like clutter at his kitchen sink hen!
Total wipeout Beirut edition
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