I agree. The suggestions made are all far too clever and funny for a thread of his. Keep it basic. Like him.Since he is a boring bastard maybe we should just keep the same thread title and just change the numberBaldilocks and the three hairs is inspired!
Cleaning with Mario #10 Boujie Toilet Brush JourneyAfter watching what he has in his essential cleaning box I am going straight to watch the highlights on his story about the toilet brush at the start of his jurney. Oh Melvin we are so jealous or you lying on your toilet floor in you filthy housecoat
I agree..all he has is InstagramI actually think he is so lonely. Xx
Everything about this wee scrote is special.So super Mario has a dose of the shits. Well it’s not just a dose of the shits. It has to be so much more with him. It’s IBS. The rest of us eat something dodgy and we get a dose of the shits... but not Mario. His arse is special.
That is maybe true, but Derek will only work for say, 8 hours, so he is not alone ALL day. He has Ryan, pets are good company. He could volunteer, he could offer to help out neighbours. He could go out and exercise every day. I think rather than lonely maybe he just doesn’t have any hobbies other than Instagram and content for many accounts has become difficult since lockdown as they rely on buying so much all the time.I actually think he is so lonely. Xx
The guy is so insecure that he barely leaves the house without dereks company. I mean, up until this lockdown, Derek was still meeting him at Paisley gilmour street station after his work? I don’t know if it’s been the years of abuse for being gay or whatever (so he says) that’s made an impact, and to be fair I would t like that to he the case with anyone, but really I think what gets me most is that he makes out he has this larger than life personally via instagram and doesn’t take any shit etc yet then again we can all see the contradictions when he does fuck all by himself? And the total made up storiesThat is maybe true, but Derek will only work for say, 8 hours, so he is not alone ALL day. He has Ryan, pets are good company. He could volunteer, he could offer to help out neighbours. He could go out and exercise every day. I think rather than lonely maybe he just doesn’t have any hobbies other than Instagram and content for many accounts has become difficult since lockdown as they rely on buying so much all the time.
well with the amount of shit that come out his mouth as well as his arse ...I’d say a shit loadOh God guys, I’m so bored today that I actually just watched his sodding toilet brush highlight!Curiosity got the better of me!
I can’t believe he used to bin one every fortnight before he discovered the miraculous disposable head Duck one. I wonder how many toilet brushes he’s sent to landfill over the years!
Melvin would never volunteer to help others if there isn't anything in it for him. If it's not about Melvin, he's not interested.That is maybe true, but Derek will only work for say, 8 hours, so he is not alone ALL day. He has Ryan, pets are good company. He could volunteer, he could offer to help out neighbours. He could go out and exercise every day. I think rather than lonely maybe he just doesn’t have any hobbies other than Instagram and content for many accounts has become difficult since lockdown as they rely on buying so much all the time.
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