Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs

[Here for the truth]

@Frankensooze I actually want to do this for you and get a pic (When we’re allowed out again ) I’m thinking I go all ‘fan like’ and swoon over his awesomeness just for the sheer fun of it

It probably has a choice of bathrooms for his lounge display unit to be housed in too

What’s with the bottle of Febreeze in the lounge too? Oh and I have that cabinet in my bathroom

I think he would make that house boujie and plush. He could take us on a decoring jurney

Decoring!!!! That’s the word I was looking for!

 

[D2theyawn]

Someone buy that house ASAP just to spite the gif please!!!!! Then we can all watch his disappointment jurneee in fact let’s all chip in a few quid each and buy it for wee Deek

Also, ahmso glad he posted 83845 stories showing us all how to clean a Hoover! Honest to god, I’vehad my own bought hoose for 23 years now that I build from the grun up and this has changed my life! Completely! I’d never have known to to clean a Hoover filter if it wasn’t for this angel (yes angle)I bloody wish Hoover companies would just include a set of instructions with theirsmall appliances. Thank the lord for mario. I’m going to personally write to the lord provost of paisley and ask for him to be rewarded for his “national services to Instagram” Cos he pure deserves it so he does! If anyone deserves it it’s him.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He is so verbally inept that I don't know about you lot, but sometimes when I'm talking / typing / thinking I will find myself puzzling over a word because bloody Melvin has wormed his vocabulary into my head.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

How full was his dirt bucket by the way! I empty mine after each room. Filth

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Even my phone got bored watching him clean the shark, he really is the person at work you do anything to avoid isn't he.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Even my phone got bored watching him clean the shark, he really is the person at work you do anything to avoid isn't he.

Melvin has loads of great mates! Don't forget the country dancing at the working mens club with Sandra, Colleen and Barbara. Then the losing of the phone that wasn't lost at all?
I think the BBC should commission Melvin to do a show recounting all the Hi-larious things that have ever happened to him, like flashing the postie. He could do it like Ronnie Corbett sitting on a massive leather chair. Melvin will be like the Vera Lynn of the corona era

 

[D2theyawn]

He is so verbally inept that I don't know about you lot, but sometimes when I'm talking / typing / thinking I will find myself puzzling over a word because bloody Melvin has wormed his vocabulary into my head.

Honestly he makes me embarrassed that we’re from the same planet never mind the same country!

 

[Shivers]

Don’t the manuals for ones like Dyson and Shark usually say to only wash the filters in water and nothing else? But he soaked his in water with Zoflora? Why would you need to disinfect a filter from a vacuum cleaner?

 

[D2theyawn]

Even my phone got bored watching him clean the shark, he really is the person at work you do anything to avoid isn't he.

ive heard that he’s quite the laughing stock on the shop floor!!

 

[Frankensooze]

He is so verbally inept that I don't know about you lot, but sometimes when I'm talking / typing / thinking I will find myself puzzling over a word because bloody Melvin has wormed his vocabulary into my head.

I'm practically Scottish the noo ma lovelie.

Don’t the manuals for ones like Dyson and Shark usually say to only wash the filters in water and nothing else? But he soaked his in water with Zoflora? Why would you need to disinfect a filter from a vacuum cleaner?

You do that when you want to invalidate the guarantee.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I'm practically Scottish the noo ma lovelie.


You do that when you want to invalidate the guarantee.

I am your Scotlandish wifington! Ooooooooh ma lovelie, would ya like me to pat youse fase? [/melvinspeak]

 

[Frankensooze]

Melvin has loads of great mates! Don't forget the country dancing at the working mens club with Sandra, Colleen and Barbara. Then the losing of the phone that wasn't lost at all?
I think the BBC should commission Melvin to do a show recounting all the Hi-larious things that have ever happened to him, like flashing the postie. He could do it like Ronnie Corbett sitting on a massive leather chair. Melvin will be like the Vera Lynn of the corona era

Was it the avamay party he went to, looked awkward all night, went to bed early, and locked naughty Derek out of their room?

I am your Scotlandish wifington! Ooooooooh ma lovelie, would ya like me to pat youse fase? [/melvinspeak]

So aye, pat some o that crease release on ma eczeema lovelie.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Melvin has loads of great mates! Don't forget the country dancing at the working mens club with Sandra, Colleen and Barbara. Then the losing of the phone that wasn't lost at all?
I think the BBC should commission Melvin to do a show recounting all the Hi-larious things that have ever happened to him, like flashing the postie. He could do it like Ronnie Corbett sitting on a massive leather chair. Melvin will be like the Vera Lynn of the corona era

Ah yes, the 'wild night out' Melvin could teach these youngsters a thing or two couldn't he?
Actually thinking of a chair and Melvin I'm getting Jim'll Fix it Vibes

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Ah yes, the 'wild night out' Melvin could teach these youngsters a thing or two couldn't he?
Actually thinking of a chair and Melvin I'm getting Jim'll Fix it Vibes

Jingle jangle jingle jangle

 

[Doodlebug71]

Am actually pishing myself laughing how the duck is he so illiterate!!! We need a mario dictionary

You mean dicktionary?

How full was his dirt bucket by the way! I empty mine after each room. Filth

I've posted before weeks ago this clatty cunts dirty box , and it looks like he still hadnt emptied it , I empty mine after each use.

Cleaning with marion should be renamed clatty bleep marion ...so aye and so forth

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

You mean dicktionary?


I've posted before weeks ago this clatty cunts dirty box , and it looks like he still hadnt emptied it , I empty mine after each use.
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Cleaning with marion should be renamed clatty bleep marion ...so aye and so forth

Come to think of it..... Have we ever seen a bin in his tat cave?

Or does he have a communal shoot?

 

[BespokeBiatch]

You mean dicktionary?


I've posted before weeks ago this clatty cunts dirty box , and it looks like he still hadnt emptied it , I empty mine after each use.
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Cleaning with marion should be renamed clatty bleep marion ...so aye and so forth

Surely a mix of all that dust build up in that shark and the fact that hes steeping the filter in zofolora makes it a fire waiting to happen?!

Come to think of it..... Have we ever seen a bin in his tat cave?

Or does he have a communal shoot?

He probably uses his bespoke dior carrier bags on the door handle x

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Ah yes, the 'wild night out' Melvin could teach these youngsters a thing or two couldn't he?
Actually thinking of a chair and Melvin I'm getting Jim'll Fix it Vibes

Melv'll 'gram it

 

[Nellyellie]

Best. Thread. Title. Ever

 

[WookieCookie]

I feel like his shark is a fake I’ve never ever seen that ghetto looking style anywhere ever

I’ve just googled it and it is in fact real cheapest one they’ve ever sold mind

Probably got it from Smack Genorater