Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Love how he doesnā€™t just say coat. Like people are meant to be jealous of the bespoke brand ā€˜Superdryā€™.
 
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Treatit hisself for the wiki: 2x vinyl. Nay idea where he bought them but Ā£21.99 + Ā£24.99 on HMV.

Wee Costa buns and something he'll be paying the price for šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©


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Will pay the price but he needs it? Heā€™s literally got cotton wool between his ears hasnā€™t he. Why on earth would you eat something thatā€™s going to have you shitting through the eye of a needle? Thereā€™s literally nothing worse than the stomach pain that comes with having the shits like that! If he worked on his diet then he wouldnā€™t be shitting himself so often!!
 

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ā€˜Feartā€™ has someone got him thesaurus for Christmas and he trying to sound intelligent? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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Runs tae tattle tae say wtf is this new Marionism in the name feart.

Goggled it and discovered its an actual proper word.

Swiftly back intae my ain lane I go.

Sorry aboot that fatty
 
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Not sure what to make of his vinyl record choices.
Spice Girls, Fleetwood Mac, Amy Winehouse and Mariah Carey.

Will suit his mood swings I suppose.

 
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If he doesn't want to have bumming fort fun he could just tell Derek that, or fake a headache like the rest of us. Giving himself the shits seems a bit extreme.
I wonder if he waits in the bumming fort wearing nothing but his shart card?
 
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The fact he planks that bleeping clothes horse in the middle a living room still makes me screamšŸ˜­ I know heā€™s got nae place in the hovel but at least donā€™t show it on the gram ffs
 
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Will pay the price but he needs it? Heā€™s literally got cotton wool between his ears hasnā€™t he. Why on earth would you eat something thatā€™s going to have you shitting through the eye of a needle? Thereā€™s literally nothing worse than the stomach pain that comes with having the shits like that! If he worked on his diet then he wouldnā€™t be shitting himself so often!!
Wee Deek says he's fed up joabby jabbing so he huz tae clean oot.
 
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Wee Deek says he's fed up joabby jabbing so he huz tae clean oot.
Jobby jabbing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ve no heard that saying since a was in P6 ma lovelie šŸ’€

Am still clutching ma beak at ā€œaw cosy on the busā€. Heā€™s wan simple bleep.
 
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