Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

[Macmama]

Runs tae tattle tae say wtf is this new Marionism in the name feart.

Goggled it and discovered its an actual proper word.

Swiftly back intae my ain lane I go.

Sorry aboot that fatty

I dae often wonder whit oor luvlies who are nae fae Glesga/West Coast (best coast)/Scotland think is normal and whit is just Marion in her ain wee lane spewing nonsense as per. Also cracks me up that some of yous doon in England have adopted Marionisms and sound like you’re fae deepest darkest Saltcoats.

Side note, took a wee trip up to that most bespoke of small business markets (Braehead) and was just aboot taken oot by a McGills bus zooming past in ma lane. I think of the wee prick every time

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

She was aw cosy oan the bus because she sharted through her woodlouse coat. Kept her fat arse nice and toasty.

 

[mammaof3]

Runs tae tattle tae say wtf is this new Marionism in the name feart.

Goggled it and discovered its an actual proper word.

Swiftly back intae my ain lane I go.

Sorry aboot that fatty

I thought he meant 'fret'. As in afraid to wash it.

 

[twilightgarden]

Feart is a word, for once it’s not a Marionism. Relatively.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Wee Deek says he's fed up joabby jabbing so he huz tae clean oot.

Muck oot the cage

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hope it was worth it Marion.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Not sure what to make of his vinyl record choices.
Spice Girls, Fleetwood Mac, Amy Winehouse and Mariah Carey.

Will suit his mood swings I suppose.

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Sing to me hen

 

[SuzyE]

He’s forgotten his abzaloot staypuls Whitney & Tong Braxston so aye

Once he's been on here for a nose they'll be getting added

 

[Ferguson]

Feart is a word, for once it’s not a Marionism. Relatively.

Ah take it all back.... take me baaaaaccckk (iykyk)

Hope it was worth it Marion. View attachment 1864214

Jesus, Mary, Joseph & the wee Donkey

 

[no flouncing]

'It's came up effect'...Someone want to translate?! View attachment 1863851

Why has he got so many sticks in that reed diffuser bottle?! Creased over here

 

[orangeboom]

Marion in a superdry coat, aye that’s how he makes folk feel when they see him in it.. super bleeping dry and nae debates bleeping woodlouse

 

[paperbackwriter89]

The cunts got mae coats than a coatroom and goes naewhere! The bungle skin, the Del Boy, the woodlouse and so oan and so forth

 

[Madge2022]

Jobby jabbing I’ve no heard that saying since a was in P6 ma lovelie

Am still clutching ma beak at “aw cosy on the bus”. He’s wan simple bleep.

Whit sorta school did youse go tae ma lovelie, wiz it in Seedyhill?

The cunts got mae coats than a coatroom and goes naewhere! The bungle skin, the Del Boy, the woodlouse and so oan and so forth

He cud follow his bruther's fitsteps and tread the boards. Marion and his technicolour dream coats.

Ah close ma eyes, pull back the bed sheets, forever hoping ah huvnae followed thru

 

[orangeboom]

He had better go steady mop kicking to the new record player, the doonstairs junkies will think the ceiling is finally caving through. Of all the endings they thought they’d have I bet they would never have envisaged sharty spice coming through the flairs to flatten them to duck.

 

[Poptart]

He had better go steady mop kicking to the new record player, the doonstairs junkies will think the ceiling is finally caving through. Of all the endings they thought they’d have I bet they would never have envisaged sharty spice coming through the flairs to flatten them to duck.

Sharty spice has to be in the next thread title!

 

[JoeExotic]

Whit sorta school did youse go tae ma lovelie, wiz it in Seedyhill?

Wis it duck! Southsider born and bred. Am affronted ye think am a Paisley buddy Madgie doll. Nae offence tae any of you Renfrewshire lovelies, but the place depresses me tae duck.

 

[jolene89]

Thread suggestion: He’s just a mop kicking, record playing, costa drinking Sharty Spice

 

[Macmama]

He cud follow his bruther's fitsteps and tread the boards. Marion and his technicolour dream coats.

Ah close ma eyes, pull back the bed sheets, forever hoping ah huvnae followed thru

Ah think Mr Mac thinks av been on the Aperol spritz. I’m absolootly howling at that, so ah um. I can hear it in her voice tae

Ah crash ae drums, ah flash ae light, ma golden bedspread was covered in shite

 

[Freefalling]

This thread tonight is been clutching ma beak in bulk laughing! That vinyl record player is an absolute staple in the hamster cage, he'll soon be kicking his baffies off doing the slosh nae debates

Poor Deek, not a sausage in that whole bedsit is anything he's chosen, absolutely not a trace of poor Delboy. He's been bulldozed by mi deer. Deek if you read this, start moving tit around, if you're really brave lamp it down the communal shoot. We are all with ya!

 

[Madge2022]

Poor Deek, not a sausage in that whole bedsit is anything he's chosen, absolutely not a trace of poor Delboy. He's been bulldozed by mi deer. Deek if you read this, start moving tit around, if you're really brave lamp it down the communal shoot. We are all with ya!

Marion is too wide tae fit doon.

Mebbes Deek's been watching Dahmer oan Netflix and getting ideas.