Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Madge2022

Naw don't, ma weans thought Susan wiz a dwarf and then ah checked her height oot, same as me. They noo call me Susan! Ah canni be Marion in disguise
 
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twilightgarden

@Madge2022 I’m a short arse too, shorties unite and so forth! Keep you power

@Babybail93 I’m worried there could be something in your theory. Susan has cats. Marion has a cat. Susan goes gallivanting around Scotland. Marion goes to Edinburgh on the McGills. Have Marion and Susan ever been seen in the same room?
 
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twilightgarden

Hens I’ve been on the M&S thread and I think she’s influenced them! They’ve got Easter eggs oot already!
 
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Madge2022

Ah'm Marion ...naw ah mean Spartacus and so forth.

HulaHannah said:
Providing he hasn't suggested leaning over the bath to you yet...
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Aw man, that caused a farty laugh
 
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Marley234

laynelo_ said:
That’s literally more than enough for a nice holiday in Spain or driving lessons cash but naw he wants to spend it on #deserved treats and shite food
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It’s pure madness hen! Mare than it cost for my brother and sister in law tae go tae Turkey for 10 days all inclusive in the height of summer his logic on #deserved and #needed #treats and splashing the benefits cash is beyond belief

Hen, “stupid neep of a man” is my highlight of 2022. I am howling! Ma face hurts, ribs hurt, tears streaming doon ma face and beak is firmly CLUTCHED

HENS! I’m catching up noo as I’ve been bespoke working ALL day the day. I have thusly been asked to “fuck off out the room” if I can’t stop howling with laughter so aye divorce is on the horizon me thinks! I am in tears at the salt and tomato soup with “chopped into chunks” and “cold water”

This thread honestly makes me need a Tena lady youse are all BRILLIANT! Mwah mwah! Tattie hearts tae youse all 🫶
 
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HulaHannah

twilightgarden said:
Hens I’ve been on the M&S thread and I think she’s influenced them! They’ve got Easter eggs oot already!
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No, it was definitely Iceland that bought a Mario-style calendar. They were so over Xmas before it started after bringing in festive options so early they were sick of looking at it that they were selling cream and mini eggs, etc. from early December from what I can see on that app. Sadly the calendar didn't tell them that Easter was only for the bairns and commercialised, unlike Christmas, so it doesn't actually exist and we're jumping straight to two days of summer then it's Autumn again!

Marley234 said:
It’s pure madness hen! Mare than it cost for my brother and sister in law tae go tae Turkey for 10 days all inclusive in the height of summer his logic on #deserved and #needed #treats and splashing the benefits cash is beyond belief
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Aye, but if he spends it on actual experiences and living life, he doesn't then have it buy more anaemic chip meals or the next piece of tat some other instahun has bought so he NEEDS! Why go and enjoy something different and actually live when that money can pay for loads of tiny repackaged Aliexpress bits that get you a couple of IG likes and keeps your addiction to social media validation fed?
 
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teaandgoss101

Ughh guys quit social media for the new year. Relying on you guys to give me the goss on Marion
 
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GiftedNotFree

Marley234 said:
Hen, “stupid neep of a man” is my highlight of 2022. I am howling! Ma face hurts, ribs hurt, tears streaming doon ma face and beak is firmly CLUTCHED
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I can’t take credit for that one and so forth ma lovelie because I stole it off another lovelie, as it cracked me up too I think it was @twilightgarden if I recall correctly! But aye it sums up Marion perfectly
 
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orangeboom

Absolutely deed at the memories and shakin stevens shooting his load into the fucking toaster even funnier than I remember
 
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Poptart

There is no-one else there. They are out for dinner before the OAP's even get there
 
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