Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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paperbackwriter89

FAT MUTANT ave goan hen, I’d be clutching ma beak but ma eye sights no wae it were and I can’t find it, am tae embarrassed to ask fae help
 
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airyfairy76

No Marion I can’t relate, less fucks given not more, in my forties. In fact, I’m off to wander round Thailand (smell the wealth) for a couple of weeks in Feb, and can’t blooming wait!
 
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ohdoris

airyfairy76 said:
No Marion I can’t relate, less fucks given not more, in my forties. In fact, I’m off to wander round Thailand (smell the wealth) for a couple of weeks in Feb, and can’t blooming wait!
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Live !! You !! Life!! Hen!! Mop kick your way around Thailand !!
 
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twilightgarden

I’m sure he said before when he was discussing his Kerry katonas “problem” that one eye was fine after a minor op and his other eye wasn’t at the stage of needing surgery. He’s got glasses from the optician which would allow him to see better. But he doesn’t wear the glasses. Just fake ones off eBay. Surely if his eyesight was so terrible and holding him back so much he would just wear his glasses? Keep up with your own lies Maria hen. We see you.
I wonder if his weekend bag is for a trip to get his op on his 2nd eye? I would much prefer a Turkey teeth journee or even better double whammy of teeth and hair transplant
Fat, lying, blimp.
 
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DollyTheLamb

I’m betting it’s some AvaMeh event to launch some overpriced shite and he’s gonna be thinking he’s some sort of royalty.
DumDim Derek will be guiding him with his half chewed Chiklit Teef.
 
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laynelo_

How can he moan about his eyesight when he’s previously said that he knew about the condition for a long time and refused to do anything about it, now years later he’s complaining that his symptoms have gotten worse and are impacting his life Hawd on Maz til a jump on a mcgills bus to b&m to buy a miniature violin for ye!
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

If his eye sight so bad that he needs ask people for help (doesn't go anywhere without Deed Deek) then go get some new glasses only been wearing same ones past 4 years.
Anxiety about going out or socialising but can go b&m, home bargains multiple times a week. Wetherspoons.. Edinburgh no problem.
Only place he goes alone is to work, can't find his way? He gets a bus or train. Stop talking shite Marion.
DLA claim up for renewal is it? So need fabricate how hard life is Marion. Don't believe for one second any what he says is true.

Just an anti social hermit, never mentioned a work night out.

Older you get less you care and more confident you become and you book weekend, holidays away because older get less time we have left so make most of life now.

He's such a wee goon.
 
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Noseybonk

Hello ma lovelies, I have been having a flashback this morning about when Marion pebble dashed the shitter and made it look like a sharty crime scene when Ava May visited.
That smell must have punched her in the face, ne debates. Mwah mwah
 
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Skyflier6727

Hyacinthsquash said:
Who gets more insecure as they get older? Surely you give less fucks about what others think the illiterate rambles make utterly no sense as always ma loveleis. A wunna if he is aff to Blackpool again?
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I was just going to say that. I have always been quite quiet and shy but the older I get the more confidence i have. With age comes the ability to not give a flying fuck

He will need wan of them Nikita dugs as a wee guide dog …..
 
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paperbackwriter89

Thread suggestion: Cleaning with Mario #BLIND90 Big travel plans pending & peach tracky spending, doop toop bags at the ready.
 
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Lim1947

Will his new wax melt range labels be bespokely printed in Braile hens?
 
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Alistess

The two seater concrete sofa would comfortably seat three in the first pic.
 
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