Imagine decanting a bag of celebrations into a wooden crate labelled ‘movie night’
You’ve got no kids, you’re just a pair of absolute weirdos. Makes my skin crawl.
You’ve got no kids, you’re just a pair of absolute weirdos. Makes my skin crawl.
Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year
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A friggin treat box at nearly 40, ffs 
Omg the 61 bus has floored me
@hopethishelpsallthebest absolutely deed at your handiwork today ma lovelie 
imagine the scene (not 10 months ago) of marion buying the shampoo and conditioner in boots and the assistant (who assumes marion is mid transition) asks if he’s getting a wee treatit for his maw or sister with his being bald as duck..
“I’m absalllooootly affronted,are ye blind?! Can ye no see ma thick lustrous hair, get me your manager.. and your bleeping Kerry katonas checked ya wee witch.”
*minces out of boots*
imagine the scene (not 10 months ago) of marion buying the shampoo and conditioner in boots and the assistant (who assumes marion is mid transition) asks if he’s getting a wee treatit for his maw or sister with his being bald as duck..
“I’m absalllooootly affronted,are ye blind?! Can ye no see ma thick lustrous hair, get me your manager.. and your bleeping Kerry katonas checked ya wee witch.”
*minces out of boots*
Anyone see him fawning over Greedys coffee? The coffee he dasnae like. Fat twit.
Liars have to have a good memory.
''my anxiety is screams''. What, well the whole sentence makes no sense either.
Mario, you are a moron!
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Jealousy reeking oot ye and nae debates.bleeping fat cow. Av just started ma diet the day. could demolish a box a celebrations for my dinner #crabbit so aye
Ah've heard Marion huz a penchant fur a 69
Silly Maria, does she no ken it’s the decaf that keeps you up all night! 
Whit huv a been missing in Maid Marion’s world ma hens? Anything gid? Am oot the loop.
I cannae wait until he models his new peach tracksuit for us. It’ll be bursting at the seams the fat duck.
We do have kids and we don't decant bags of sweets, nor do we own a wooden crate labelled movie night ma lovelie.
I masel find that a classic Marion moment. #decafcoffeegateSilly Maria, does she no ken it’s the decaf that keeps you up all night!
He bought another cup from little love of mine, gained 33 stone and bought a peach tracksuit. That's it. That's literally it. So aye.
God his content is dire. He canny show us winter scenes anymare now Christmas is over cause clearly the 25th Dec means winters done so we’re stuck with tit song clips.
why no post a wee clip of yer baby gurl Ryan playing? Oh that’s right she isn’t allowed. Or maybe a cleaning video? I mean the whole point of your account is cleaning
Or what about one of those long winter walks you love so much? Nah no much chance of that?
I know, I know…. Post us a video of you styling yer hair, know it’s so thick and lustrous that’s one I would love to see
why no post a wee clip of yer baby gurl Ryan playing? Oh that’s right she isn’t allowed. Or maybe a cleaning video? I mean the whole point of your account is cleaning
Or what about one of those long winter walks you love so much? Nah no much chance of that?
I know, I know…. Post us a video of you styling yer hair, know it’s so thick and lustrous that’s one I would love to see
Ma lovelies last night I went tae the cinema to see the new Whitney filum and so forth. Nae spoilers but during the end credits Higher Love plays….. I had to reframe myself (no ma quote) from throwing some tattie hearts, mop kicking the chair in front of me and shouting SING IT HEN.
So aye…..
So aye…..
I'm foning the social oan youse, poor weans. #gettaeken
Hen's, she's on the bus!
The shops or a cafe for a change?
What a childish thing to post
What a childish thing to post
He wanted the winter the bleep I hope he gets soaked thru and the mcgillis bus drives thru a big puddle soaking him and
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