See Mr S would do it if I
See Mr S would do it if II put the stuff up, but Mr Best takes it all down. I lay in bed pretending I can't hear the ladders or the dragging of furniture. I then swan downstairs (pretending I've not been on tattle for 2 hours) and I say aww I was asleep, you should have woke me. This has been going on about 5 years. He's starting to cotton on, so next year I'll be faking illness a few days before. He needs to stay in his ain lane.
Just catching up Ma lovelies. Hannah theNo, Mario. You've been dumped by Ava May.
Can nay wait to see how he's going to be able to make I, Mario scents in his one bedroom flat.
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Bloody hate that job! Mario loves it because she is a total whopperI took the fucker down today, the air was blue, baubles flying everywhere and Mr S nearly broke his back putting the fucking thing in the loft….then you need to clean like fuck, why Mario “enjoys” that I’ll never know. Tedious lovelies, bloody tedious
Bloody horrible, depressing job hen. I dread to think how much dust accumulates in his hovel having it up for six months of the yearBloody hate that job! Mario loves it because she is a total whopper
Carrying the packages in his Roy Cropper shopping bag ma lovelyA cannae wait for the images of maz cooking up some wax melts in the kitchen like breaking bad, packaging them up, spelling the names/addresses wrong, hauling them ontae the McGills and down tae the post officewhut will the bespoke scents be I wonder ma loveleis
Ma boyfriend is rolling aboot in bed “wit are you laughing at”Would you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?
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Ah bet he thinks ye u're making mair Marion's joabby pichures ...which wud be true ma lovelieI put the stuff up, but Mr Best takes it all down. I lay in bed pretending I can't hear the ladders or the dragging of furniture. I then swan downstairs (pretending I've not been on tattle for 2 hours) and I say aww I was asleep, you should have woke me. This has been going on about 5 years. He's starting to cotton on, so next year I'll be faking illness a few days before. He needs to stay in his ain lane.
She looks like the jobs worth receptionist at my doctors who guards appointments with her life unless I ring 50 years in advance yet they only give appointments out at 8am but they're always fully booked and want to know my ailments over the phone to decide if I'm worthy to book in. Swerved right out my lane there....that bitchWould you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?
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Sorry to hear this. You are so right xHappy new year tattlers.
Was working nightshift over the ny.
Nothing more humbling than dealing with a death as the ny starts
You only get 1 life and watching this idiot cream his pants over a tea and coffee station is so sad and worthless. No wonder he’s too embarrassed to show his photos.
6 months planning. The excitement to see what he plans for summer is too much
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Would l shiteWould you lovelies buy perfume off this fat slut?
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Sorry need tae say this scent name isnae ma passion. Ma passion wid be "sneeznul scent".Sorry if this one has been mentioned already but “cunt washings” would be an abzaloot stapul wax melt in the I, Marion range. Along with “frozenfresh raspberries” “seeznul scent” and “honkin hoosecowat”
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG
Aye but a bet ye don't have wee bespoke squirrels in it!I’ve actually put cling film round my tree and put it straight through the loft opening cause I have loft space (smell the wealth) and my tree isn’t decorated like something out of whoville. Thought I would try the internet hack and by fuck it seemed to work
I think he'll just be hanging on for this bespoke shit she's been waffling about! Let's be honest, Mario thought 'his scent' was bespoke so he'd no be blending his own fragrances (we shall wait and see if there is anything 'new and bespoke' about AMA...). He'd be churning out the exact same as everyone else, only months later than everyone else sourcing the 'latest' cleaning scent fad. It would be so easy for him to do, but he's too lazy! And he needn't pretend he isn't because it's about loyalty or anything else as he was the one quick to expose AMA administration and probably in turn customers' confidence.I'm loving this "bought it months ago" I'm stealing that for when Mr Hunners questions when I got new stuff while I'm saving for 3 holidays this year
Also has Hannah patches him or is he getting involved in her new "bespoke scents" I don't imagine him going solo
Ah've heard ye wur the first tae sign up fur a bespoke I 'Marion' wax melt hame party Suzy doll. But ye wur disappointed that it didnae include Anne Summer's gear, and it's a minimum of six months booking time.Would l shite
I’d like to add “Stonking slippers” to that list hen, along with “ feeling cute in Beirut “ and “ nippy bum bum “ , it’s going to be one hell of a bespoke range is this wan straight from the fragrance house. Nae copying of these wans and that’s for sure, so tons of blessings to youse aw on this day of dawnSorry if this one has been mentioned already but “cunt washings” would be an abzaloot stapul wax melt in the I, Marion range. Along with “frozenfresh raspberries” “seeznul scent” and “honkin hoosecowat”
Just ma ideas. If you don’t like them just never message me again. I’ll fight ma own fight. Tonsa luv OG TG
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