Looks like he’s sharted all over those chips. What’s his obsession with saying everything is needed like he’s bleeping working his arse off 12 hours a day 
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He's a fanny 
needs everything he sees. He needs to stop pretending to himself he's the busiest truncheon polisher in the west and realise the reason he's so tired is his body is screaming for some vitamins.
Thought they liked a wee game on Bingo? Even a night at the bingo would be more exciting than sitting on the cardboard sofa in the hamster cage
needs everything he sees. He needs to stop pretending to himself he's the busiest truncheon polisher in the west and realise the reason he's so tired is his body is screaming for some vitamins.Thought they liked a wee game on Bingo? Even a night at the bingo would be more exciting than sitting on the cardboard sofa in the hamster cage
Bed sheets change the morra ma luvlies!!!
Oh ma lovelies…. Clutching ma beak that he classes that as a wee treat, chips wi curry sauce and a fritter roll. duck me, The Ritz got nothing on the Castlevicchi so aye. Bet they are quaking in their boots wae the competition. The photae in the restaurant just reminded me of the saga last Xmas eve where he stood outside the restaurant and moaned when they missed their slot so the restaurant give their table away, What a walloper, nae debates!
NO!!!! Never happened. I believe the delivery man saying his home looked like Macy's more than this.
As if he got approached to be on that…. Imagine the judges…. “Wow the smell of cat shite from the kitchen really welcomes you into the flat!”NO!!!! Never happened. I believe the delivery man saying his home looked like Macy's more than this.
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He got approached to apply for itAs if he got approached to be on that…. Imagine the judges…. “Wow the smell of cat shite from the kitchen really welcomes you into the flat!”
Someone was probably told to message every "influencer" in Scotland. No way a camera crew would fit in his house.Literally ran to tattle best laugh I've had all year. Does he think our heids button up the back?
So we can add compulsive liar and over active imagination to his Wilki.
Come on Maz, don't talk such utter shite
best laugh I've had all year. Does he think our heids button up the back? So we can add compulsive liar and over active imagination to his Wilki.
Come on Maz, don't talk such utter shite
I would love to see the aerial shot of Crackhead Towers in all its glory on BBC !! Maybe they approached him for Scotland’s tiniest home?
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So from the sound of things these houses are big, and they pick their pokey flat to be on the same show as them?!
Proof that they emailed this request or it never happened. He's such a thirsty, delusional freak
Proof that they emailed this request or it never happened. He's such a thirsty, delusional freak
Look at that home in the pic! Imagine that being compared to Beirut. Oh I wish he really had been approached and had gone for it. I’d have laughed myself inside out.
When I say I ran here
Cheers Maz lost a tit for Christmas tripping over the fucka in my hysteria
Crack Towers - Scottish home of the year
I'm deed. Tears rolling down my face like you when you saw that video of a cow eating Hinch!
Cheers Maz lost a tit for Christmas tripping over the fucka in my hysteria
Crack Towers - Scottish home of the year
I'm deed. Tears rolling down my face like you when you saw that video of a cow eating Hinch!
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Got approached by Channel 5 Hoarder Homes of the Year more like.
Why is he such a liar? It’s actually embarrassing 
imagine those beautiful homes being compared to his bleeping bedsit, they’d be fuming
imagine those beautiful homes being compared to his bleeping bedsit, they’d be fumingTheyd be so impressed with his bleep washings
Right, don't be slagging a roll and fritter, top Scottish cuisine #chefskiss
Just sprinted here. Oor wee Mazza been smoking Deeks crack pipe again?!
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