Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[GiftedNotFree]

The way he words things! Dear god, it’s like a bespoke riddle every time he opens his mouth. “Glassed photographic Christmas baubles” ….

Those baubles are honkin and he’s 100% only bought them so that Hinch will give him a share pathetic neep. We can see right through you Marion so aye and so forth.

 

[teaandgoss101]

The way he words things! Dear god, it’s like a bespoke riddle every time he opens his mouth. “Glassed photographic Christmas baubles” ….

Those baubles are honkin and he’s 100% only bought them so that Hinch will give him a share pathetic neep. We can see right through you Marion so aye and so forth.

He still has not clocked on to what most of the country clocked on to 2 years ago that Hinch doesn’t not give a tit about her followers ! He no doubt has lined her pocket a little bit more so she can afford to live the life she is ! If Hinch’s home was a business Marion would own multiple shares off the back off the shite he bought from being influenced by Hinch !

Did she pop by to see you when in Scotland ? No !

Has she invited you to Hinch towers ? No !

Has she made any effort to meet you! No !

You are not her friend . Wake up you fool

 

[mrsbucket]

Wit vibes? Depression?
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bleeping hell this photo and caption has killed me I simply cannot accept that he isn't a parody account.

 

[mammaof3]

He still has not clocked on to what most of the country clocked on to 2 years ago that Hinch doesn’t not give a tit about her followers ! He no doubt has lined her pocket a little bit more so she can afford to live the life she is ! If Hinch’s home was a business Marion would own multiple shares off the back off the shite he bought from being influenced by Hinch !

Did she pop by to see you when in Scotland ? No !

Has she invited you to Hinch towers ? No !

Has she made any effort to meet you! No !

You are not her friend . Wake up you fool

He didn't even congratulate her on her becoming a BBC 'star' with her bff Trollomon. lol.

Bet he was seething ''that should have been me, I'm the OG cleaner, I clean fa real fa the Polis''

 

[Badaboom]

If he doesn’t win this, I will riot! The King of Christmas must be a contender, wonder which episode he will feature in?

 

[Ferguson]

Wit vibes? Depression?
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The council estate, crack den under the bridge, frozen dog shite, cheap fence, tower block of flats vibe.

It's so authentic, traditional & festive. Ah had tae check ma Kerry Katonas as I thought it was NYC for a bespoke second

 

[me ma will tell ya]

BRB just off doon to ma local TUI to book me a package deal to Paisley, a want aw they vibes
#stunning

 

[Caw1982]

Wit vibes? Depression?
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I'm not sure what my favourite part is of this winter wonderland is? The picture perfect main road, council bin or graffiti?
Truly stunning.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I'm not sure what my favourite part is of this winter wonderland is? The picture perfect main road, council bin or graffiti?
Truly stunning.

Pure bespoke hen, at first glance I actually thought it was Narnia such festive vibes

 

[Badaboom]

Paisley has some beautiful parts, he 100% could have picked a better spot for a photo. It just shows you what he sees outside his windows day in day out that he thinks that view of Paisley is something to aspire to!

 

[Madge2022]

He still has not clocked on to what most of the country clocked on to 2 years ago that Hinch doesn’t not give a tit about her followers ! He no doubt has lined her pocket a little bit more so she can afford to live the life she is ! If Hinch’s home was a business Marion would own multiple shares off the back off the shite he bought from being influenced by Hinch !

Did she pop by to see you when in Scotland ? No !

Has she invited you to Hinch towers ? No !

Has she made any effort to meet you! No !

You are not her friend . Wake up you fool

Wish I had the option to like this more than once

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Wit vibes? Depression?
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Wit vibes? Depression?
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The graffti on the bridge and the bin. Surely that's a joke its awful.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Are we about to be treated to some power ballads and mop kicking dance moves ma lovelies ?

 

[SuzyE]

The friggin state of this idiot.
Something tells me their flats not as cosy as he keeps making out.

We thought you love this weather freak face

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Kilroy was here.

 

[DramaQueen79]

The friggin state of this idiot.
Something tells me their flats not as cosy as he keeps making out.

We thought you love this weather freak face

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More confirmation be canny keep up with the shite he spraffs

 

[Madge2022]

Are we about to be treated to some power ballads and mop kicking dance moves ma lovelies ?

The shart will be running doon his legs, mebbes that's why he wear tight leggings tae keep it in

 

[me ma will tell ya]

its uncanny ma lovelies

 

[AllieBee]

The friggin state of this idiot.
Something tells me their flats not as cosy as he keeps making out.

We thought you love this weather freak face

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Christ his beak is so massive it doesn't even fit in the hood. Honker and a half that one

 

[mammaof3]

Why has he wrapped himself up like that, in Sept he remarked that his heating was always on and he was roasting so he only wore short Pjs.

Liar. The heating's oof the noo as his smart meter is wizzing around too fast for him to top it up.

Sept this year.